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tidus sloan

1) when a drunk asks asks someone to get everybody out of their house and the person it is said to has no idea what the person is going on about.

2) the name of a band with slash on guitar (sometime in the 80's)
drunk: tell the tidus,..the tidus sloans to go home. tell dem tidus sloans to go.
normal person:ok ok, ill get you another drink.
tidus sloan by yakovitch January 13, 2008
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The prettiest girl ever.

Usually Loves David Bowie
Tommy: did you see that hot girl yesterday?

Jack:Oh ya, Sloan
Sloan by Cooooolllllooloooooo October 30, 2018
a fricken legend who is also single for life
damn Sloan has those crispy shoes
sloan by deletyyeety45 January 25, 2019

dirty sloan 

The act of vigorously rubbing your testicles with sandpaper while listening to your flatmates clap cheeks in the kitchen, attempting to reach culmination at the same moment.
He can't be reached right now, he's doing the dirty sloan, then he'll be online.

liar's loan 

A "no-doc" or "low-doc" mortgage that does not require documentation of income.
Even with his income, couldn't qualify for a large enough loan for the McMansion he wanted, so he got a "liar's loan."
liar's loan by Voltron2 September 30, 2006
funny, popular, kind girly girl. Sloans love having fun. They love hanging out with friends and party all night long. You should be friends with Sloans because they are loyal, entertaining, and most sloans are really cute!!!
You should be friends with her because she is a Sloan!!

The Sloan Circuit 

This is a fun party game you can play with friends and family. You must have a minimum of two people but the more the better. This is how you play: first each player must shit in a bottle. All bottles must be the same size. Next you have to take a dick pic and send it to someone who is not playing the game. Next you have to throw up in two different locations throughout the playing area. After puking each participant must drink a third of a corona while doing five incline push ups. Finally you must pee your pants while fighting another participant. Have fun and remember: Don't be a pussy
"This party is dull"

"So let's do a The Sloan Circuit"
The Sloan Circuit by I63 May 26, 2014