Slizzered

Slizzered is when you reach a point which you are slumpped over or leaning due to complete anihalation from drugs &/or alcohol.

Fancy slizzered around last time she indulged in a 5th of whiskey.

by Fancy & Dwight June 5, 2021

spitzered

a well know john getting exposed by a prostitute so she can cash in.

careful Mayor, you could get spitzered.
Hey LeBron, don't be goin there, she knows who you are and you could get spitzered.

by snappy2 March 15, 2008

Slizzard Bag

When getting Slizzard. You have a bag with key essentials afterwards. The bag consists of a sleeping bag, toothpaste, toothbrush, and a pillow

I packed my slizzard bag, im ready to go

by crazykay87 December 3, 2010

swizzeled

Killing multiple 30 packs of Keystone Light and having no regard for any females in the room.

Matt and Pat were so swizzeled that they threw up on four girls just because they looked at em the wrong way.

by KillaForReala June 30, 2008

Slizzard Trifecta

The act of consuming alcohol to the definite point of intoxication 3 days in a row. Most commonly Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.

Dude Jon doesn't have class on Friday, I heard he is going for the slizzard trifecta

by Madtown Monstars March 10, 2011

get slizzard

getting drunk and/or high that you can hardly stand

Tonight I'm 'bout to get slizzard

by sosohood_nigga December 1, 2007

slizzed

something a black man called me in jail after i had been arrested for public intoxication

"Damn! you slizzed!?"

by jamesjoneschicago January 1, 2006