Slapjack

When you masturbate while your girlfriend is asleep and right before your gettting ready to cum slap your girlfriend in the face to wake her up then cum on her face.

My girlfriend was asleep on the couch when I got home from work so I gave her a slapjack.

by DErekd June 16, 2018

skipjacktoona

Adj. A disease that is bad. A disease/virus brought on through engaging in rapid and sexual intercourse with large bull weevils and pie.

Suffering from skipjacktoona, Johnny B collapsed and died a gleeful death.

by Slimey September 8, 2003

Slapjack

Mixed alcoholic beverage originating in Bellingham, WA. Created by mixing one gallon jug of Carlo Rossi Pisano wine, one bottle MD 20/20 Orange Jubilee bum wine, one bottle Andre Extra Dry Champagne, and one can orange concentrate. Serve luke warm.

Damn Joe, you're fucked up! What did you have to drink? - Jesse
Oh, you know. Just a jug of Slapjack! - Joe

by Sugar Shack Boys March 19, 2010

slip jack

a face that looks like it was under a car when the jack slipped

there goes 'slip jack' the ugly barstard

by buckshelford October 19, 2005

Peanut Butter Slip Jack

The act of having your girl lick a generous helping of peanut butter off your junk, leaving behind a tacky lubricant. You then slam your dick into the first available hole and jackhammer it like an old sidewalk.

She walked funny for days after I gave her the Peanut Butter Slip Jack.

by The Cum Factory June 28, 2011

Slapjack

A game in which two people slap the shit out of each other until someone either gives up or dies.

Bro did you hear what happened to Jamal? Apparently his ass lost in a game of slapjack.

by Reckewww01 January 24, 2019

slapjacking

To jack off slowly not with the purpose of ejaculating but with the purpose of getting primed up for your significant other to walk in and finish.

Shook was slapjacking in bed waiting for his girl to come in. She never walked in and the slapjack went to a fulljack.

by Chaitdeezy August 8, 2016