slingblade

N. Odd individual who says "ehmm hrmm" after pontificating something special.

Slingblade said, "I reckon them thar liberals need a good ass fuckin'. Ehmmm hrmmm."

by frylock May 21, 2003

Slingblade

To annihilate someone with words or insults, a classic 'blond' for instance who doesn't get insults to terribly well. If you have read the book 'I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell' you will understand.

"Girl "You don't have to be a jerk"
Slingblade "Quite the contrary, my sloppy penile scholar.Order me another drink and be quick about it."

by Slingblader July 19, 2010

slingblade

what you got in there that's good to eat?

Biscuits, for one.

by Die_Tasse May 21, 2004

Slingblade

A diss. A funny way of calling someone a retard. It's a quick reference to the 1996 movie starring Billy Bob Thornton.

No wonder your phone got hacked Slingblade, your passcode is 1-2-3-4!

by Suspencex January 18, 2022

smitblade

Plasma Sword. Named this because of its almighty smiting ability. Nice lunge attack, unless you just stand around like an idiot.

That would have been a good lunge attack, but I just stood around like an idiot.

by Bob Marley December 28, 2004

slingblade country

Anytime you have to stop at some weird named town, usually off the interstate traveling between the eastern and western America which is the shithole known as the Mid-West.

Mike: Hey man, we need to stop for gas and I gotta take a piss.
Dave: Shit, alright but do it quick cause we're in slingblade country and I dont wanna get rolled by some redneck that thinks I have a "perrty mouth"

by chokeabitch September 23, 2018

Muddy Slipslide

The act of performing anal sex, when the girl is getting mud butt. and you continue to have anal sex.

OH MY GOD WHATS THAT SMELL!!!

Me and my girlfriend did the muddy slipslide

by Micheal Loren Brown February 9, 2010