Sametards

When two people are both stupid and think and say the same stupid shiz all the time

Brosef.. we are sametards

by Teddwith2Dees September 16, 2017

slimstar

friend or homie of EZ5 severed

yo wat up slimstar

by MC Slimstar April 10, 2009

Slavetard

Someone who is a slave and did not even notice.

i would not poke that death trap for all the slaves on facebook ,

That guy got his Frankfurt in a toster? ... nope he is just another slavetard minion

by dimension-next September 2, 2017

Simptard

When a man smokes a lot of meth and has gay sex with 100 homeless men everyday and is the gayest, simpyest being alive (usually named Liam)

Omg look Liam is being a simptard

by Cracked mom October 5, 2021

Simptard

A person who simps so hard it can be considered a form of retardation.

Matthew won't shut the fuck about bitches it's all he talks about. Total simptard!

by GiddyFuck January 13, 2022

Shimtard

She + Him + Retard

A male who impersonates females online - particularly on sites that are primarily geared towards a male audience (sports, sci-fi, automotive, etc.) - in a desperate attempt to become more popular and fill the empty void his life has become. The retardness comes into play as he continually gets caught since he is far too much of a simpleton to pull it off.

The pathetic shimtard just gave himself away again. He randomly said his bra size was 34 Triple C. (A real female would know that the sizes go A, B, C, D, DD, DDD, etc. There's no CCC.)

by Frazzzer January 26, 2011

simptard

a combination of a simpleton (a less bright person) and a retard. used in a humorous manner to describe silly behavior.

aron: why are you sweeping your room with a broom?

viola: because the hoover-bag was full.

aron: so you didn't think of putting in a new one?! your such a simptard.

by dublin-leprechaun October 23, 2009