slasted

A word meaning the same as "owned," "pwned," "pwnz0red" or any of the ridiculous and pathetic l33t terminology used online and in groups of nerds. Its primary usage though is to stand-in for the words "owned" or "pwned" and make nerds use it to sound even more like idiots. It's a completely false word, and only exists to torment losers.

"That chicken pot pie got slasted!"

or

"Yesterday I was walking behind this old man. Suddenly his cane gave out, he fell, and he broke his hip! He got SO slasted!"

Well done Friar Tuck, well done you dumbass.

by K.A. Stohvo June 11, 2005

slastard

a man or boy who uses girls for they're body

a slastard; a pimp using a prostittute

by Josiah D. July 7, 2008

slasta

Brown substance. Maybe edible? Maybe already eaten?

That drive thru food really had the consistency of slasta

by Slastamaker November 24, 2022

slasturbating

staying inside all day to just sleep and masturbate

John: dude yesterday i was slasturbating like crazy

George: o yeah well i slasturbate like every other day

by JabroniMaster February 21, 2011

Slast

A word describing a song that is neither slow nor fast, and very difficult to dance to because of its indecisive speed.

"This club sucks. They've played nothing but slast songs all night."

by MousePi September 27, 2009

slastered

Getting really drunk, while at the same time trying to obtain a copious amount of horse manure. It almost always involves a couple of hispanic workers that are used as sidekicks. Usually takes place in rural areas of the united states south of the Mason Dixon line.

dude; i was slastered last night.

Other dude; sick dude did you get some of that manure?

by thekrunkpimphoodkillah October 23, 2013

Slaste

A combination of the words suck, lick and taste.

John was worried there might not be enough slaste in the turkey he prepared for his Thanksgiving dinner.

by Deanomark April 27, 2023