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asleepsies

being asleep. but fuckin awesomer!
my peepsies are asleepsies!
by Holly & Teannah November 14, 2004
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Sleepsterbation

The act of Sleepsterbation is not under much debate. Although some believe it to be a myth, The truth behind the hidden art of Sleepsterbation lies in the cycle of sleep known as "rapid eye movement" (or REM.) While many can not control their physical movement while in this dream state, some "seasoned veteran's" are more adept at controling basic arm movements such as wiggles or sudden jerks. While not actually masterbating, the sudden jerks or wiggling of the arm causes the practitioner to become aroused and have a nocturnal emission.

Most consider it to be nothing more then a wet dream.
Sleepsterbation is a wonderous thing.
by Kid Knux June 26, 2006
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slapsies

A game for two people, both hold their hands as if praying but with arms stretched in front and fingertips touching.
Each person takes turns to try and slap the back the others hands before they can withdraw them. If they succeed a slap they get another go. If they miss, their opponent has their turn.
If a player withdraws their hands three times when a slap has not been attempted then their opponent has a free slap...wherever and and however hard they want.
(muhahah)
I'm bored...Lets play slapsies! You're in for some pain!
by Maxx Dj A March 9, 2009
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sheepsess crust

Male's semen dried and crusted on a woman or her clothing.
Uh oh I've got some sheepsess crust on me from last night.
by Nigerian creation March 2, 2017
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Sleepless Elite

Sleepless elite: About 2% of the world's population are considered "sleepless elite" which means a person is a night owl and early bird simultaneously.
Sam meets Emma for coffee at 9am: You look a little tired today, Emma.
Emma: I know, I was up late again.

Sam: How do you function on such little sleep?

Emma: Eh, who knows! Consider me the sleepless elite!
by Ambalise May 15, 2016
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Sleepnesia

Sort of like Amnesia.

It's when you have a late night conversation (usually while on the phone), while very sleepy. The next morning, you forget what you were talking about towards the end of the conversation.
Guy 1: Remember what we talked about last night?
Guy 2: Uhh... No, I think I have sleepnesia...
by RawrItsPanda November 11, 2009
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speepies

sami is speepies
by okayreallycoolstuff January 17, 2021
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