Slatington

A small Pennsylvania town with the general populace consisting of fat, toothless retards. Child molestors, preteen whores, and skinny cokeheads also frequent this town. Someone may as well just bomb the place. The town's air is laden with the distinct acrid mix of body odor and raw fecal matter.

I drove through Slatington and an old crazy legless lady hopped in front of my car. I hit her out of pity.

Bobby cried himself to sleep at night because he lived in Slatington.

We all starting hurling as soon as we smelled the trademark Slatington stench.

by flapjack bob August 30, 2005

Slatington

A small rural town in East Central Pennsylvania. This town is well-known for its 300 pound toothless women wnadering the streets. There are also an abundance of 14 year-old's dressing as prostitutes. The one piece of art in the city is a statue of some pervert fireman holding a baby.

I am a child molester so I went to Slatington.

I have a fat woman fetish so I went to get me some action in Slatington.

by death2qwerty January 24, 2005

Skabington

1. Noun. Working-class northern suburb of Philadelphia. Within the township lie the bouroughs Jenkintown, Glenside, Roslyn, Rydal, and Abington-Proper. Famous residents include actor Bob Saget and rhetorician Brooks Mormando. Also home to a short-lived but mediocre Punk Rock scene.

2. Noun. Collective name given to a unique colloquial dialect found in the area.

Yo, I came home to Skabington for break and we smoked Black and Milds by the EYE. It was magazine!

by Don Aston December 27, 2007

slashington

to take a leak, usually after the consumption of alcohol in a pub, bar, club.

i`ll be back in a minute, im gonna chuck a slashington in the corner where no one can see me.

by Designated K.E.G. January 5, 2008

Slutington

Slutington also known as southington ct its is a town full of sluts and whores at the highschool they made a unisex bathroom and there is a room witha bed in the bathroom therefore just calling all of the whores and sluts there. And Basically u can wear what ever u want

Oh ya u mean slutington

by Southington kid July 12, 2018

Slamington

V. to displease another, possibly in relation to a lamington.

N. statement of displeasure.

This word, and all its derivitives, are the creation of St. Kevin's college students in Melbourne

"I dropped my lamington, slamington!"

by James November 15, 2003

Slatington

A town that has a large central that doesnt breathe. Have been trying to get what the word "bounce" means since the early 1900's. Through years have coxed their jolly neighboring town and fought with them over school money, forcing the best of the folk's kids to freeze and walk past an opened crazy assylum on a main road after school and then not walk with side walks while strange drivers pull up to them and ask them if they want a ride. This was due from them shoving money up their ass so they can make a bike track to let their fat asses take off and fly. They don't like the look of student safely walking home, instead they try to make tramp trains along with very ill and adle fingers.

Well I might not feel, so maybe I better take a good long trip down a fingered up fitness trail in Slatington

by europopian April 22, 2009