Satanic panic

Hyper concern by adults that young people are in satanic cults.

The small county went into a satanic panic when red pentagrams were sprayed around churches and graveyards.

by I, Wreckerrr October 23, 2020

Satakshi

The person who loves selflessly, cares selflessly, and lives life to the fullest. Looks rude and savage outside but is a whole softie inside.
She is just amazing. Someone who is one in a billion. Will break your jaw or show you paradise. Just flawless. Cute AF.

I wish I could be like Satakshi.

by Shia Lin April 27, 2021

Satan's Moneyshot

A term for being sprayed in the face with a very hot and/or painful liquid.

Friend 1: Dude, I asked this girl for her number. Instead she gave me Satan's Moneyshot!

Friend 2: Holy crap man! She must have thought you were a rapist.

by Johan The Destroyer July 12, 2012

Satanick

White demon trash that rapes and abuses his "wife" and has a gay child that hates his ass.

You just had to fuck it up did;t you Satanick! This is why Ivlis doesn't love you!

by Samekitchen March 21, 2017

Agnostic Satanist

Someone who is both Agnostic and a Satanist

Unsure what to believe in (a god/devil, angels, demons, ghosts, magic/spells, ect.) An Agnostic Satanist does not follow the laws of Christianity, but rather the laws of Satanism.
They do not worship any higher power, though they may somewhat believe in one.

"I am a Satanist, but I cannot prove that God/Satan does or does not exist. I am an Agnostic Satanist

by Viqzen May 2, 2019

Satan Lucas

'Satan Lucas' is the devil. It comes from the word 'Santa Clause, and the evil "tradition" people have. It has nothing to do with the original Saint Nicholas and is made to change the meaning of Christmas, which is the celebration of the Birth of Jesus. If you change the letters around the world, Santa Claus can be changed to Satan Lucas (which is not a coincidence). Santa Claus is meant to make people greedy, by thinking they should get presents on Christmas when the only thing they should be doing then is resting, being with family, and celebrating the Birth of Jesus by saying prayers.

Yo, Satan Lucas won't bring me any presents this year. Why? Because I discovered the true meaning of it.

by HJJ I January 16, 2023

Satan chip

A small, performance enhancing chip implanted in the brains of all St. Louis Cardinals players upon joining the Cardinals organization which turns ordinary players and players well beyond their prime into forces of baseball destruction. In most cases, when leaving the Cardinals organization the chip is removed and the player once again becomes ordinary but in some cases the chip has left in and a receives a new 'sabotage' signal from the Cardinals organization.

Kyle Lohse played parts of 7 seasons in Major League baseball and never posted an ERA better than 4.18, with 5 seasons of an ERA 4.50 or higher. In 2008 he signed a free-agent contract with the Cardinals, had his Satan chip implanted, and since then has posted 3 seasons with a 3.78 ERA or better, including going 16-3 with a 2.86 ERA in 2012.

by OCBrooks October 8, 2012