Pulling a Smashley

When someone gets a new job, and attends all the training but quits before the actual job starts. Usually occurs because that person is a stoner that cannot remember the code for a satsumi orange.

I ended up pulling a smashley the other day. I learned during my job training I would need to memorize the table numbers at the pizza joint. :(

by davesnothereman April 23, 2010

Smashley

A girl named Ashley who tends to be a slut. Generally having a loose vagina, resulting in it being "smashed"

Smashley is a slut!

by OHYEAHHxx318 November 25, 2010

Sashley

Is a ship name for Sans and a wolf named Ashly.
also, a name of a lit and amazing animator

Have you seen Sashleys new video!? its amazing!!

by SansBOI August 10, 2018

Smashley

A girl named Ashley who never learns from her mistakes and continues to drink and get in trouble. Models her behavior after Lohan = whorish with visits to jail and rehab on her resume. See also Trashley.

I guess the rehab stint and house arrest were for naught. Smashley got another DUI.

by foundaboutu August 7, 2010

Smashley

A large woman weighing over 300 lbs. A nick name for a certain type of person. Similar in use to calling someone a Jerry or a karen.

I'm going to the all you can eat buffet in hopes of picking up a nice smashley. I was going to cook bacon but when I was at the store a rude smashley bought out the entire stock for herself.

by Escobar Marineros July 6, 2019

Smashley

1. overactive in their text messages (NOT ON SILENT!!)see typeractive
2. takes advantage of free condoms
3. loves the futon. loves ON the futon.

This weekend, her roommate pulled a Smashley ...i swear she had sex on the futon five times!!

by Ho Ho and Chi Chi December 6, 2007

Smashley

When a girl named Ashley is mad she will become Smashley. Referring to the well-loved Marvel character known as Hulk who catchphrase is, "Hulk Smash". When Ashley becomes mad and frustrated she may want to also smash. As a result of her smashing she as known as Smashley.

Maddie: Ashley are you okay

Ashley: Grrrr no

Agatha: Oh no...... it's Smashley

Ashley: (turns big and green) SMASHLEY SMASH ( everyone runs for their lives)

by Hyhghhh April 29, 2019