SLARC

Acronym for Steroid, Lasix, Antibiotics Responsive Condition. Medical joke that is used when diagnosis is not certain.

I don't don't know what she has exactly, must be some kind of SLARC.

by Dr. Pavlo October 2, 2017

Slarge

A measure of wine.

When the bartender asks your lady friend if she would like a small or large wine, with good intentions she starts to order a small.
But due to being a borderline alcoholic she can't resist but change it to a large.

gentleman "a pint for me and a dry white wine for the lady please"

bartender "small or large miss?"

lady friend "I'll have a Sss... slarge please"

gentleman under his breath "bloody lush"

by lord tulli June 8, 2013

Slarmin' Hard

To do completely unproductive things (surf teh interwebs for pictures of pugs in clothes, watch an entire season of Dr. Who, eat massive amounts of chicken wangs) for excessive amounts of time, especially while in a ridiculously relaxed/possibly unhygienic state.

I'm sorry I couldn't make it to your Bar Mitzvah, Timmy, I was too busy slarmin' hard.

by Uhhh Na Nah Na Nah September 15, 2010

slartibartfast

Character from 'The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy'. Slartibartfast helped build Earth and won an award for Norway. He most enjoys making the little rocky bits around the edges of countries.

My name is... slartibartfast... i told you it wasn't important

by Yalo May 16, 2005

Slarry

A slow person with a long head , burger nips and a baldy dad most commonly called Ste

Hello slarry you slow bean head

by Choga July 17, 2018

slarp

The sound a wet cock makes when it hits a chick in the face.

the slarp from my cock hitting her face could be heard all through the quad.

by Anonymous August 6, 2003

slarg

Any unidentifiable nastiness, especially anything that's slimy and/or with an impure origin.

Goddamit! I let that hooker use the bathroom, and now there's slarg all over the toilet.

by Dean G. December 15, 2008