slasturbating

staying inside all day to just sleep and masturbate

John: dude yesterday i was slasturbating like crazy

George: o yeah well i slasturbate like every other day

by JabroniMaster February 21, 2011

Slackturbating

When you are procrastinating on homework and decide masturbating is a better use of your time than writing your paper.

Frat Bro 1: Bro have you finished that world music assignment yet?
Frat Bro 2: Nah brotatoe iv been slackturbating all day.

by thug of the rings September 21, 2016