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Slap-chop

When a stripper on the stage looks at you with her legs spread and starts slapping her vagina with her hand like the "slap-chop" vegatable cutter on the infomercial.
Did you see that chick last night hittin her pussy like a fuckin "slap-chop"! Looked like she was trying to dice a whole bag of oinions
by ERV July 11, 2011
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SlopChopping

The sound a dog makes in the morning when his mouth is dry.
The dog's constant slopchopping woke me up, again.
by siphoned philosophy November 29, 2014
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slap chop

to have sweaty, greasy consecutive sex with some bird. usually referred to in a disgusted or joking manner.
liam: how'd you go with that english sluzza last night mate?

pete: yeah i totally gave her the old slap chop

liam: you are such a creep weasel
by fishchicken January 27, 2013
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Slamchops

Good looking or pretty. A spin off of the word Slammin.
"Dude i saw this girl yesterday, i mean she was only a freshman but she was Slamchops."
by Flippincrazytim September 2, 2009
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slopchop

when a man is preforming oral sex on a women and the sneezes causing himself to bite a whole in the vagina, as the women screams he assures her that nothing happened the proceeds to try to plug up the whole with his tounge but as the blood floods his mouth he vomits inside the vagina and the women bleeds to death with her ripped vagina covered in blood/vomit.
yo man, kenny totally slopchopped his mom last night
by mr.Neffbeanie April 6, 2010
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Slap Chop

Any excessive amount of useless stuff on a person place or thing. I.E. a bunch of SLAP CHOP!!
A truck driving down the road with 2 grill guards, 5 antennas, 22 lights and a stuffed animal attached to the front... look at all that slap chop on the truck.

A black girl with way to big of nails and multiple sets of gold hoops on that match all 6 necklaces...damn that chick is wearing a lot of slap chop.

A truck full of mexicans.... truck full of slap chop.
by Odeon_Cobra September 11, 2011
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The Slap-Chop

A sexual finishing move, usually done at the end of oral sex.

When one ejaculates in to their hand, slaps their partner across the face with the semen filled hand, and comes back with a chop. This is all one motion, using the same hand. Yelling "Slap-Chop" is optional.
"Dude, do The Slap-Chop to her."
by Bradley and The Cosmonauts January 2, 2010
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