Cock Slap

v.kok slap. The use of a man's penis(cock) as a weapon to slap the shit out of his girlfriend/wife/boyfriend(if your queer) when frustrated with them.

1. I told my girlfriend to make me a chicken sandwich, and she didn't so I Cock Slapped the bitch!

2. While my wife was giving me a blow job, I decided to pull back and Cock Slap her for fun.

3. My boyfriend told me that that we didn't have any KY Jelly left so what did I say, "Boy go buy that Jelly, and when you get home be prepared for a ruthless Cock Slapping".

by Dude Andrews & Dude Moore August 3, 2007

cock slap

To slap someone with your cock(penis). Usually performed in the face, with a left to right motion.

After jizzin in her face I cocked slapped her so she undertands who's the boss.
Every man should cock slap the wife when its necessary(everyday).

by Johnnay June 1, 2003

cock slap

to strike someone in the face with your trouser snake.

i cock slapped that dumb bitch cause she didnt make me a sandwich

by SHOCKER May 13, 2005

cock slap

verb: to slap soeone with your penis, usually in the face, but could be anywhere on the body

Im gonna cock slap you Timmy!

by Dick Chase September 26, 2009

cock slap

in many porn vidoes, when a male beats the chick with his penis

uhhh yeah oh yeah! eat that bitch!
*nik likes it on the face*
*slap slap*

by Ice&Mer May 13, 2003

Cock Slap

The verb cock slap (pronounced: kOk slæp), means to slap something with your cock (penis), etc. the head of a person!

Victim: Hey dude could you cock slap the caps lock for me? All my fingers are busy with typing in my hax0rz secrets!

Observer (The Slapper): *Tries to slap his cock into the caps lock and the sound 'slap' appears as if it has hit skin instead of a key on the keyboard*

Victim: Damn dude! Not my head! The caps lock! Even the same letters appear in the word man.. CAPS LOCK - COCK SLAP! How tough can it be?!

Observer (The Slapper): Sorry man, it's tough to aim for such a tiny target!

by ChrisO'Neat August 15, 2010

Cock Slap

The act of throwing your penis at one's face after the act of a Blow Job

Dude I just cummed in her mouth, took the fucker out and Cock Slapped that bitch.

by Zac James June 1, 2004