Slam Pig

Big fat ugly whore who thinks she is the hottest shit to ever touch the face of the Earth. In reality the only people who fuck her are drunk college kids who need an easy fuck at a party, or basically anybody desperate enough to fuck something so fat, so ugly, and so used up.

Dude, I can't believe Steve fucked that Slam Pig!" "I know man, but he was wicked drunk, he probably would've fucked your mother if it was his only option." "Fuck you man, she's dead!" "EXACTLY!

Slam Pig by Big Red36 November 22, 2010

Slam Pig

A straight up slut, used souley for smashing on.

Hey see that drunk skank over there hanging on Rick, I know at least six guys that have banged her, she's a real filthy slam pig.

Slam Pig by Jimboshamb January 31, 2009

slam pig

another name for a slut

check out those slam pigs

slam pig by buddhaflames October 2, 2009

Slam Pig

A pig that can slam dunk a basketball.

I've got 3 slam pigs, and 2 shooting pigs, we're gonna be a good basketball team.

Slam Pig by cooldudeman July 2, 2014

Slam pig

a man or woman who is only fucked when there is no one else around. You're not a friend, lover or relative...but loyal like an animal.

The person using you doesn't have feelings for you-You are merely a warm hold to Penetrate.

Much how lonely farmers would copulate with Sheep or Lambs..

Joe convinced his slam pig Stacy he cared so she would have sex with him until someone better came along

Slam pig by Thatgirl76 September 21, 2020

Slam Pig

Noun. circa spring break 2002. Slampigs are at home on any dance floor. They're easy to spot with their tight black pants and fat rolls that showcase their whale tales whilst pushing up a shirt size too small. Slampigs are last to leave the dancefloor and normally raise the tempreture of any club by 100 degrees due to their fat faces chewing up all the free oxygen. They're the ugly little sis to Cougars and 2nd cousins to the Coyote Ugly.

Dude run. Slam Pigs nine o'clock.

Slam Pig by Douche McMurphlenuts May 4, 2007

slam pig

A whore/skank/slut, etc. One who only exists to pleasure many, many men.

"Hey, isn't that your wife over there?"
"No, that's just my slam pig. My wife is at home with the kids."

slam pig by Rick Wiseman, DDS May 25, 2005