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Choke-slam dump-slap

The act of defecating into a fellow-human's mouth such as to choke him with the size of the defecant. C.f. "shit eater."
"Yeah, he was pretty hot, but then he was all like I want to choke-slam dump-slap your purty-ass mouth."
by Stanislaus von Zinn September 24, 2005
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Bukkake Choke Slam

When you have had so many penises repeatedly ejaculate on your face, it completely chokes you and throws you on the ground, disoriented.
Man, you don't even want to go near that woman. She's had a Bukkake Choke Slam. Completely ran through all the gears and left abandoned in a ditch.
by Harder, daddy January 22, 2018
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jewish choke slam

a brutal take down move that one jewish twin performs on the other twin during the week of Chanukah, thus move consits of one twin pinning his/her twin to the ground and sitting on their face while the other twin eats out their anus
twin #1: i’m about to jewish choke slam the sh*t out of you right now

twin #2: not if i get you on the ground first
by Long dick style69 December 5, 2018
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Chode Slam

The act of rapidly thrusting your hips foward and backward so as to create a succession of loud smacking sounds, caused by the violent contact between ballsack and chode. The term was originated in underground rap circles in Alameda, California near the turn of the 21st century. The chode slam has been identified by California physicians as the primary cause of bruisedchoditis. It has a special significance in that it was the first widespread pop culture term to shine light on the relationship between scrotum and chode, helping to clarify a highly disputed issue about the correct definition of chode.
"Well Phildini, at least one person in the audience was clapping." "No, that was just Mr. Seymore in the back doing the chode slam."
by Erik C. July 14, 2007
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Chode Slam

1. Wrestling Move; Jumping off of top rope and slamming your chode on their forehead and or face.

2. Insult
Insult: "You flying Chode Slam!"
by Chode Grinder December 18, 2009
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