saddle boating

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between a woman's buttocks, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by expelling a large amount of air. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.

Frank, looking for a change, and because his chick has a sweet badonkadonk, engaged in saddle boating much to his girlfriend's delight.

by aretegroup July 29, 2015

Mud Saddle

When one person craps with such volume and force that it bounces back and ends up on the bottom and top of toilet seat leaving a saddle of shit for the next lucky person.

" Dude I have to crap so bad but Jim Dye just left a mud saddle for me in the bathroom! That guy can really blow some brutal mudd"

by moma lucian March 22, 2005

Saddle For Carrying

When you have to carry the lads everyday. Used to reduce back pain. Just equip it and carry to your heart's desire.

Make sure you know what you're dealing with, some lads require significantly more carrying. 2 year protection plan is highly recommended to repair damages. Comes with a free massage appointment and health insurance.

Pal: "Yo dawg did you do the lab? It's due tonight and I haven't even started 😩."
Dawg: *buys 'Saddle For Carrying (4 month durability)' from Amazon* "Just hop on already."
Pal: "I promise you no more carrying after this!"
Dawg: "Yeah yeah...lying ahh bih."

***10 seconds later***
Dawg: *breaks back from carrying too hard*
Dawg: "I'm calling my lawyers 😡. This is perjury 😡."
Pal: "You can't afford any."
Dawg: "Y u do dis :(."

by Lead Bud 123 May 25, 2021

saddleback

a term for the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities.

After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she's saving herself for marriage.

by atm86 January 18, 2009

saddle her up

A cowboyish way to ask a woman to prepare for sex.

I told Marylou to get back in the camper and saddle her up!

by I, Wreckerrr April 18, 2021

john waynes saddle bags

piss flaps that are dried up and sagging to the knee caps

my mott is so loose me flaps are like john waynes saddle bags ;)

by gilly_willy June 9, 2004

jerk saddle

noun - towel that you lay on your computer chair to prevent bare ass juice from leaving a residue when jerking. Often just tossed in the corner afterwards and left there until the next session.

Did you at least use a jerk saddle? Of course I did. I'm not a fucking animal.

by FlameOn! September 17, 2015