slackassery

the act or acts of being a slackass. Also defined by extreme acts of apathy, laziness or lethargy.

Steven has reached a new level of slackassery by getting himself a remote control pivot mount for his widescreen TV so that he can adjust the viewing angle of the TV while laying on the couch.

by _FILTER_ July 4, 2010

Slacker

One who prioritizes doing nothing.

Square: Oh my God, this Tuesday was so stressful! After waking up late at 5:27, I rushed to the gym and almost missed my 6:00 Pilates class. After it was over I quickly took a shower, brushed my teeth and shaved. I then realized I had left my Xanax back at my condo. Speeding BACK to my housing unit, I ran and picked up the meds then turned around and headed to off work. Getting to the office by 8:43, grabbed some coffee then headed into the 8:00 sync meeting where we reevaluated the pending transaction with the Taipei plant, discussed the new format for the personnel records and talked about regional integration. I met with a client at 10:45 and then proceeded to work through lunch, stopping to eat a low-carb, transfat free, Vitamin D-enriched salad at my desk at 3:15. I rescheduled the next meeting with my life coach, paid my bills through the end of the month and organized my cubicle. Leaving the office at 7:00, I had dinner by myself at 7:45 and read the paper before getting back to my home at 8:50. I went on the internet to complete the homework for my online MBA program before catching up on The News Hour. How was your Tuesday?

Slacker: Today's Tuesday? Oh, pretty chill I guess. I woke up sometime in the afternoon, ate some Doritos and played video games for about 5 hours, then masturbated to a ton of internet porn. I ordered pizza and watched Netflix until you interrupted me for this hypothetical discussion. Was planning on drinking later on, maybe after I jam out on my guitar or go skating.

::Square, reflecting upon his life, jumps off a bridge::

by dark289 April 13, 2009

Slacktern

An office intern who slacks off all day often times not returning to work after lunch.

Boss J: "Has anybody seen Catherine?"
Boss K: "She went to lunch, but that was 3 hours ago."
Boss J: "She's such a freakin' slacktern!"

by Dreamz October 30, 2008

Slackerbitch

1. Slackerbitch is a song by an alternetiv rock group called Placebo

2. Slackerbitch is the definition of a female that is lazy and is fucking/likes to be in company with gay men. A slackerbitch is almost the same as a faghag and slackbitch.

Diana: It ain't no fun anymore without
Lisa!
Marte: That slackerbitch! Hanging out with
all those queen guys!

by Evil "Butterfly" Panda January 2, 2005

Slacker

A smart person who is lazy but pretends to be busy to avoid work.

What a slacker he is! Pretending to pit effort on mundane things to avoid the list of to-do's i gave him.

by Alter Licker June 8, 2017

slacker

Someone who puts off doing things to the last minute, and when the last minutes comes, decides it wasn't all that important anyways and forgets about it

Man I wish I could be a slacker like that guy Angry Steve.

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

slacker-tude

A combination of slacker and attitude, these often appear together in one emotional package

Even with her work unfinished, she still managed to give me plenty of slacker-tude at the end of the day

by Mafio Fiddler January 18, 2009