Cock swabbler

1. While in the act of felatio, a male or female violently slaps and mops (swabs) his/hers face with the cock.

2. A brown noser or ass kisser.

1. Last night I had my first cock swabbler and it was like a car wreck, everything going everywhere except her mouth.

2. I ran into that cock swabbler Martin, and he told me he got the promotion, I wasn't surprised.

by Alven G. July 22, 2009

Slabberdash

Slabberdash, the act of holding a penis, erect or unerect, and slapping a member of the same/opposite sex accros the face with it.

i will slabberdash you so hard your eyes water

she could do with a good slabberdashing.

by Andy Gray May 5, 2004

Snabble

Verb: To grab up, or take quickly.

Look at Jasmine snabble up all the food!

by Zookey December 17, 2008

Slabbergatted

Slabbergatted- someone who is ridiculously gay and Emo and also acts like a fuarry

Wow you are so slabbergatted

by Jeydasavage771 October 24, 2018

slabbet

When your dick has been flattened out with a hammer or mallet etc. then your dick is now slabbet

last night this bitch hammered my dick into a slabbet

by Babyface Doutrive July 27, 2006

slabber

To talk but make no sense, to 'talk shit'.
To drink or eat something.

What you slabbering about? Quit your slabbers. Slabber that down you!

by Croft Dale January 28, 2008

Swabble

A slang acronym meaning to fight, whether it is a 1on1 fight or a rumble, to exchange hands. Swabbling must involve physical contact, verbal slurs is not considered swabbling.

Person 1: "Waz' good nigga? Heard yo bitch ass got beef wit me, wassup nigga, i got the twin eagles hanging down my crotch nigga, waz' good?"

Person 2: "Yo waz' good witchu fam? You think you big time? Fuckin' wit me nigga, I got the 12 guage pump, you gon' die big time dun."

Person 1: "Fuck gatz, lets swabble then nigga."

by Howard Tan June 20, 2007