shweed

sheesha (also known as hooka) with a some good weed generously sprinkled on top, preferable kush or white widow. Smoked for some sublime chill times.

Pri: duuuuude i really want some shweed tonight
Gwyn: K, what flavor sheesha you want? Double apple?

Pri: I don't care man, i just wanna use my white widow in a delicious way tonight.

by PriG November 13, 2010

skeedaddle

skeedaddle is a glasgow word , mostly used by older people , meaning go away .

maw can a get 10p for a swwetie............. naw skeedaddle before i leather your arse

by big.al January 19, 2009

Skewed

When you punch someone so hard their face become arranged and tilted to one side.

Person 1: Ayo you saw what happened last night at the bar to person 3?
Person 2: Yeah man, he got fucking skewed

by Jerkyman97 October 16, 2018

skeedle dee

A phrase used to compliment inbred,crack head, hillbilly rednecks .

In stead of saying hell yeah you would say skeedle dee

Look at dat redneck sum bitch with the mullet. Skeedle dee brother

by Pshrader_25 November 29, 2015

sweedish smoke screen

when you are in a public bathroom and are pushing out the last few drops of pee and you accidently push out a high pitched stinkey little fart.

shit buddy I just droped an unforgivable sweedish smoke screen.

by nortington the third August 23, 2009

skeedaddle

It means to leave in a hurry.

I don't like the look of those approaching stray dogs, we had better skeedaddle.

by TourGuy August 18, 2018

Skewed Perspective

The mindset of viewing things through a new, or skewed, perspective; looking at things from a different angle; the act of not following the crowd.

My life has greatly improved ever since I’ve had a skewed perspective.

by kerylteith May 24, 2022