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Skunch

To be punched whilst skyping with someone; specifically to be punched through skype. Skype + punch = skunch.
"We were skyping last night, and he skunched me!"

"Oh my god what a JERK."
by shmabseyboo December 30, 2009
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skunching

The skill, no, art, of having sexual intercourse with any other human being, in any orifice, by penetrating the opening with either your nose (if it is big enough), or the nose of a clown mask that the pitcher is wearing. Used commonly in conjunction with krumping.
"I totally was krumping, and I did a backflip and I accidentally skunched a bitch!" skunching
by Will Mayo May 10, 2006
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skunch

1. First, one of the funniest words you'll ever hear.
2. Skunch is a word originally meaning Resin collected from a marijuana smoking apparatus. Since then, Skunch has come to be a lifestyle for some, reflecting around the idea that "you may not have much, but do what you can with it", based on the act of smoking Skunch. You may not have real weed, but you do have Skunch, so use it!
Skunchers are usually people with wide taste in music, although they favor real Punk and psychedelic music from the 60s-70s. Skunchers don't care what you think of them, they are blunt and to the point, dress however they want, and stay true to themselves. Drugs and psychedlia are a big part of Skunch culture, but not necessary to be Skunch.
1. SKUNCH! hahaha

2. Keep it Skunchin', when you smokin' some Skunch and drinkin' punch, roll with the punches and respect the Skunches, Straight Skunchin' all day. I spend my nights acting Skunch and spend my morning eating Captain Crunch.

"Did you see that guy walking up the street, he was truckin' and wearing a robe while smoking a blunt!"
"Must have been a Skunch"
by El Skuncho August 3, 2007
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Skunch

"Been tripping on a whipple dip all day and I got skunch! Smell it, braghst!"
by parkanskyalex January 22, 2021
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Skunch

"Cum" stains or marks left on your sheets after sex.

Eww, change your sheets, they are covered in skunch!!
Eww, your sheets have skunch all over them!!
by Fronttoback November 23, 2017
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Edfart Skunch

A name to call a man who died centuries ago that you find attractive
"HOLY CRAP, HE'S SUCH AN EDFART SKUNCH!".
by Expressionism Empress November 22, 2022
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Skunch

Noun
A person who uses only the free applications that come stock with their computers.

(Examples: Microsoft Paint, IMovie, Garage band)
He really tries to say he’s a professional but I’ve only ever seen him use garage band? What a skunch mate!
by SnipinSacks July 28, 2022
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