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Skooze

To blow a wad in somebody's face.
"See that girl sitting in the back row? I skoozed her last night."
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Skoodabop

"Skoodabop" is a word that you exclaim loudly in order to disrupt a session of macking. The word can also be followed by "nigga" when emphasis is felt to be needed.

"Skoodabopping" can be performed when your friend is macking or flirting with a fly honey or it can be performed on just any random couple that appears to be in the midst of macking.

If performed properly, you should receive a confused "what the fuck?" stare from the parties involved, and hopefully cause them to forget what they were doing.

"Skoodabopping" can also be done on Facebook. If you notice a male and female (or male/male female/female couples) chatting it up on your newsfeed, you can indicate awareness and cause confusion by posting a comment among the conversation simply stating: "SKOODABOP!" or "SKOODABOP NIGGA!". The only downside to this situation is that you do not remain anonymous if the people involved in the macking are strangers to you.
Person 1: "I saw Sonya and John macking so hard at the party last night, so I skoodabopped them."

Person 2: "Skoodabopped? Huh? How did you do that?"

Person 1: "I just looked in their direction and shouted 'SKOODABOP!'"

Person 2: "Oh...well...what did they do?"

Person 1: "I completely threw off their groove. They got really confused and stared at me and couldn't remember what they were talking about."

Person 2: "Damn, I got to try that sometime."

Person 1: "Just don't get skooda-punched like I did later by John."

Person 2: "Oh."
by theotherguysband October 21, 2011
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skooma den

A place e.g. house in the game OBLIVION, to take some skooma
random guy: hey you got some skooma? well if you dont go and get me some and we can be real friends.
you: o.k?
later*

random guy: Wow you got some skooma,now we can be friends.
seconds later inside the skooma den*

you: I will now take your soul.
random guy: o,o,o, ok but let me have yours ok?

you: time to go to sleep hehehe...
random guy: but im not tired...

slashing noises are heard*
by Georgey_boiiii September 4, 2007
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skoozeme-skoozeme

(skoos-mee; skoos-mee)

1. n, v - derogatory, rider, esp. on the Washington Metro subway who pushes past other riders, esp. on escalators

2. n - sometimes simple "skoozeme" - by extension any Washington Metro subway commuter
I was bumped three times by skoozeme-skoozemes on my way out.

Metro's promotion of a "skoozeme-skoozeme" culture is part of the reason WMATA has the best safety record of any subway system in North America.
by unitacx_ February 24, 2010
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snoozamoorooed

just another smart-ass slang word meaining drunk
Dude 1: Maing! I passed the exam with an A!
Dude 2: Holy shit, we gonna get snoozamoorooed like hell!!!
by evil philologer July 28, 2010
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skooma flame

a mix of skooma and baluma flame. creates a narcotic so motherfucking strong that you will literally shit out shit with asses on those pieces of shit to shit out more shit until your shitting out microscopic motherfucking shit.
HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGCUNTNUGGETWHORESLUTSHIT. I JUST FUCKING SMOKED SOME SKOOMA FLAME. I NEED TO TAKE A BIG ASS MOTHERFUCKING DUMP NOW.
by retardestbitch January 20, 2011
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skooze

To ejaculate in someone's face.
"You see that girl in the back row of the class? I skoozed her last night."
by the_mofajous March 28, 2009
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