by JAPATI WARRIOR May 20, 2018
An older woman (Cougar-like)who's legs are too rippled and veiny for a convential skirt so she wears a skort to cover the cheese and purple leg vines.
Joe: I was at the Swizzle and saw Justin hitting on a skort.
Buddy: She must have been brutal
Joe: Yeah, but he wanted to swap junk with her none the less.
Buddy: She must have been brutal
Joe: Yeah, but he wanted to swap junk with her none the less.
by Jfass May 08, 2008
A MALE SKIRT. legit. like I shite you not, don't listen to what other people tell you. we have to learn how to be inclusive to men. men can wear skirts, too (fyi, i swear on my beauty sleep that i'm a girl)
by mickeymouse.hubby May 22, 2023
The act of being confused after you find out that someone is wearing a skort and not a skirt like you had originally assumed.
"I thought Rachel was wearing a skirt, but then all of a sudden it had shorts too"
"Ahh man, you got skorted!"
"Ahh man, you got skorted!"
by Cheridanc June 27, 2014
Yup, shirt skort. On postmalone’s latest track he said
“I wanna see somethin’ in a shirt skort ,please”
It’s like a mix between a shirt and a short that looks like a skirt.
“I wanna see somethin’ in a shirt skort ,please”
It’s like a mix between a shirt and a short that looks like a skirt.
Dude 1: bro what was postmalone on when he said shirt skort.
Dude 2: idk bro what ever rhymes I guess.
Dude 2: idk bro what ever rhymes I guess.
by Peanut butter baby June 27, 2022
A phrase used to describe the action of throwing a large object. Also can be used as slang when tappin dat fat ass.
Example 1- "Holly picked up the large rock and skorted it at her husband's stupid face for breathing too loud."
Example 2 - "Laquan took dat bitch in the alley and proceeded to skort her silly. She be limpin sideways when he's through."
Example 2 - "Laquan took dat bitch in the alley and proceeded to skort her silly. She be limpin sideways when he's through."
by NunyaBizznatch July 24, 2019