Shnarfday

One's second birthday,usually after a person's actual birthday. It can be changed at least three times,any more than that your just milking it into getting free gifts.

John:Hey Karen,when's your Shnarfday?

Karen:What's a Shnarfday?

John:It's basically your second birthday

Karen:In that case,January 17th. With my actual birthday being November 12th. Making me a Scorpio-Capricorn hybrid.

John:Well mine is February 6th. With my actual birthday being August 31st. Making me a Virgo-Aquarius hybrid.

by Jaiden Gary November 14, 2020

snarf sniffer

To pass gas and then try to smell it. To smell your own fart.

If you know what you ate by smelling your own fart, then your a snarf sniffer.

by samiam6977 January 17, 2009

ball snarffling

The process through which a funny sound is made when there is suckage of the balls.

Lyndsay has many talents, but her forte is ball snarffling.

by Jon, John, and Judah July 4, 2006

Snarff Gobbler

This is the act of FARTING in the bathtub and bitting the bubbles

Trish: "what the hell are you doing?"
Kevin: "What I'm a Snarff Gobbler"
Trish: "WTF is wrong with you?"
Kevin: "I'm bitting the bubbles before they hit the surface."
Trish: "you are a sick bastard"
Kevin: Thanks I love you

by Bobby da Bone February 27, 2009

snarfa-potamus

A person of larger stature, whom may be of either sex, that bitches and complains all the time. People of that fall into this catagory usually smell of crotch cheese.

Damn.. she bitching again?? what a snarfa-potamus. Stinky snarfa-potamus go wash your vagina!!

by oogitty boogitty April 1, 2009

Snarfy

That feeling you get when you have a cold or allergies coming on, and your nose is starting to feel stuffed up.

"The ragweed must be harsh, I'm feeling all Snarfy"

by Lockdi April 18, 2013

snarf the jackal

when one penetrates another persons bunghole by use of tongue, also known as tossing the salad. to snarf is to penetrate with tongue; jackal is the anus.

alternatively: one may also use one portion of the term to describe itself. for example, "i'm snarfing this ice-cream." or "man is my jackal itchy."

"hey man did you snarf the jackal?"

"yeah dude, after i went down on her, i totally snarfed the jackal."

by galactusslap January 20, 2009