The Skimpy Towel Treatment

Having sex with a girl purely to leave them in a sweaty orgasmy state then as you leave saying "clean yourself up you mess" before throwing a skimpy towel at them

"Bitch has been doing my head in lately, leading me on and playing her binty games" "Really? So what you going to do about it?" "Give her The Skimpy Towel Treatment obviously" "Niceeeee" *high five*

by KYLE... I'M MINT July 7, 2010

Simpy Fatass

BIG boys with red hair and hurt knees- usually make fun of other people because all they can do is eat

Cooper is a simpy Fatass

by Carly Simms February 18, 2020

Shrimp skimpy

Culinary dish having way too few pieces of shrimp....

Paul ordered shrimp scampi from the menu but when the dish arrived he counted the shrimp and realized he had been served shrimp skimpy.

by sheila in the car March 5, 2011

skimpy clothes

Dresses that are tight and/or see through and/or bare belly/most of legs/breast

wearing skimpy clothes in algeria is not recommended

by Laragirl January 20, 2016

skimpy nut bags

Male beachwear of insufficient modesty, casting genitalia in visible relief. Considered indecorous, if not offensive, and embarassing by other beach-goers.

Danny-mate is not packing much of a frankie in those skimpy nut bags

by van kent April 16, 2007

skimpy blunt

A word used to describe any type of cigar wrap that has little to no weed in it. Loose and untucked,not solid enough to call it a blunt .

Damn bro you rolled a skimp.

Damn broke you rolled a skimpy blunt where's the weed ?

by Skimpy blunt May 18, 2016

Skepy

Adj.

Very unsure, extremely doubtful. Having great reservation about

(It's slang for "Skeptical")

Mason's feelin' super skepy about that pungent smelling milk.

"Hey man, you going out tonight? "
"I dunno, I'm kinda SKEPY...will Mason be there?"

"Yeah, it's his birthday party."

"Oh yeah, then no. I'm not going."

#SKEPY

by Goouken March 17, 2016