skill issue

a snide remark used to suggest that the root cause of a problem lies with the incompetence / lack of skill of the person expressing said problem.

it is often used cheekily and ironically in response to situations where the problem genuinely lies outside of the person's control, for the purposes of trolling.

see also: BM; toxic

'it's impossible to fight against these players with their pay-to-win equipment that kills us in one hit. i think their stats need to be balanced.'
'sounds like skill issue'

by Randomystick February 7, 2022

skill issue

A word describing the lack of skill in ones performance in a game.

Sometimes used sarcastically when someone dies to something that is overpowered or unbalanced.

"Dude he literally just one comboed me, how is that fair?"
"Skill issue."

by rogue lineage sucks January 2, 2021

Skillet Chug

A skillet chug is the act of pouring a 12oz. can of beer into a skillet (dirty or clean) and then chugging the contents of the skillet without removing your lips from the edge of the pan. Any alcoholic beverage can be used (jungle juice, whiskey) but beer is the most common. A 2 in 1 is where 2 beer are poured in the skillet and the participant must drink both without removing their lips from the skillet. Chanting is encouraged by everyone watching and once finished the skillet is then passed to the next participant.

M: Hey let's beer bong some beers!
K: But we don't have a beer bong...
M: I guess we'll just have to drink them the plain old boring way.
S: We do have this skillet.....
Everyone: SKILLET CHUG SKILLET CHUG SKILLET CHUG

by Dad's House RVa September 24, 2011

Bill Skills

Exceptional prowess in any particular activity. Playing up to the idea that a person is so good at said activity. They could exploit that to make a profit/living. Airgo pay their bills.

Commonly known throughout the gaming community.

Bill skills can also be referred as "Skills to pay the bills".

Tiff: Alex how did you kill me then?

Alex: Bill Skills, mate.

by Br4nn3rs October 12, 2010

negative skillz

A response to when a person commits a misdeed by mishap, poor judgment, or deception.

guy 1: "He got his girlfriend pregnant."
guy 2: "What happened? Did the condom break?"
guy 1: "No, he didn't wear one."
guy 2: "Negative skillz!"

friend 1: "I can't believe he flaked out on us again!"
friend 2: "Negative skillz!"

by notkasuo June 18, 2008

skills check

a modern torture method formulated by some mental case. a surprise test on 5 surprise topics you've forgotten how to do which wastes half a lesson of learning time for students and takes up worthless time marking for some poor underpaid sod.

i'd rather shit in my hands an clap than do another bastard skills check

by skillscheckhateaccount January 31, 2023

Skillet Baby

A negro. Derived from the Latin term 'in skillatas negrota' meaning to beat a darkie with an iron skillet when they try to steal, which is all the time, or just because they fuck everything up for being alive.

Look at all those skillet babies lining up for their President Buckwheat phones!
nigger coon spook jigaboo skillet baby

by BlooBloodyStooldyStoolB June 9, 2016