shitastic

Something extremely shitty. So shitty that its almost great.

Q: So how are you today Alex?
A: Shitastic.

Wow, that hangover was shitastic

by Anonymous January 23, 2003

shitastic

An adjective used to describe something that was initially pleasant or fantastic, but ended up really shitty.
Shittyness usually progresses.

Guy: Today was so shitastic.

Guy 2: What happened?

Guy: Well everything was going good until my girlfriend

dumped me for her stepsister.

Guy 2: Man that sucks!

Guy: Yea and that's not even the worse part, turns out she

gave me herpes too. Oh and someone stole my iPhone

outta of my car.

Guy 2: That's so shitastic man!

**************

Girl: Man, Kelly is such a shitastic bitch.

Girl 2: Why, what'd she do?

Girl: Well she seemed totally cool at first, but the I found out

she's been sleeping with my father!

by TheWordCreatorOriginator December 18, 2011

skeetstick

slang for penis. the stick one skeets with

"dude she hella wacked my skeetstick"
"the power went out so i used my nintendo DS to light my magazine so i could whack the skeetstick"

by Wigzrow July 25, 2007

saltastic

Fantastically salty.

"These peanuts are saltastic!"

by [matt] April 15, 2008

sebastic

One of the coolest kids who is a spastic.

Jordan: Yo beef boi
Seb: IM CHINESE
Dave: stfu, ily, sebastic

by sebbLz January 20, 2010

Shitastic

Something that is really horrible for someone, but really awesome and exciting for you.

Nurse Traci stated, "You can wake me up if some shitastic comes in the ED."

by purdymouth October 11, 2014

Shitastic

When you're day goes fantastically shitty. Or so shittly fantastic.

Damn.. my day has been shitastically amazing!

by TheListo October 25, 2010