skeetlaof

the definition of skeetloaf is orlando. he goes to wilcox and he has a big butt..

orlando valentin is a skeetlaof..

by kate mcdougal May 21, 2008

Skeet Slap

Originates from the root word skeet, which is defined as the act of ejaculating on a partner after sex. Skeet slapping is the act of ejaculating, catching the jizz in mid air and then slapping it across your partners face in one fluid motion. Variations include but are not limited to skeet skeet slapping which is skeet slapping but when the slap is so hard that the partner is knocked unconcious. Tripple skeet slaping is when the partner is hit so hard that he/she is knocked into the 5th dimension and never before seen again.

Michael: Dude I skeet slapped the shit out of Rhonda last night, it was fu**ing amazing.
Caleb: Oh ya well I skeet skeet slapped becky two days ago...shes still knocked out.
Brock: I skeet skeet skeet slapped Harley into the twilight zone...haven't seen her since, Get on my level.

by Infant Boner July 5, 2016

skeetshake

The frosty, lightly salted, beverage consisting of skeet in a shot glass, downed in 1 for the viewing pleasure and sexual gratification of the skeetasaurus.

Ralph loves it when Jonny makes him drink his skeetshakes.

by Simon Magellan June 4, 2007

SkeetSauce

To jiz and then have her jiz and then mix it and have her eat the living shit out of it and then brutaly deepthroat her until she dies

I made skeetsauce

by Whitesuburbandad October 4, 2017

Sleptslapped

The act of taking a nap when someone doesn't want you to and you wake up to them in a bad mood

Person 1: I'm not sure what happened, i fell asleep and when i woke up my Mum is in a bad mood with me

Person 2: Dude! You so Sleptslapped her!

by MattCheetham March 8, 2009

skeetseat

when u skeet on the tolit rim so some one gets ur skeet on them

dude i toataly just skeetseated him

by evansl8esl8esl8e January 14, 2009

Skeetclops

A person with one arm or with only one hand.

In zoolander the hand model was a pseudo "skeetclops".

"Hey man, did you see that old guy? He was missing an arm! What a skeetclops"

"I hope that skeetclobs doesn't stump me"

by White Frank Black September 3, 2006