sandford special

To lie in bed, fully nude, balancing a newly cooked frozen pizza on your chest.

He can't come out tonight, he's enjoying a Sandford special.

by NKRoks November 25, 2016

sanford & son

A TV sitcom that aired on NBC from 1972 to 1978. It starred the late great Redd Foxx as a 65-year-old Los Angeles junk dealer Fred Sanford who lives with his 30-ish son Lamont played by Demond Wilson.

Sanford & Son still airs on TV Land almost every night.

by Redd Foxx Fan November 30, 2004

the stanford

To do the stanford you have to hang around members of the opposite sex, and make sure they are drunk. When they are suitably drunk, you take advantage of them, and later claim to have been equally if not more drunk.

Will: Man, I need some gash.
Mark: Me too, but getting girls is such effort.
Will: F**** it, lets do the stanford!
Mark: Hell yeah!

by Conman the Barbarian June 22, 2008

Going to Stanford

Generally used to describe urination; however, "going to Stanford" is increasingly popular as a euphemism for defecation.

Origin: Conceived as a method to simultaneously mock the concept of school rivalry and show distaste for opponents of increasing social welfare, "going to Stanford" received pop culture status after acts bearing its name were committed at the university's graduate school of business in 2007.

"Sometimes I think kidney stones are God's punishment for those who take going to Stanford for granted."

by treehuggerno1 January 6, 2008

Sanford

From madness combat but the name sounds like a retired Lawyer that lives in texas

STFU SANFORD YOU DIRTY WHORE

by imthatfriend;))) May 30, 2021

Sanfordesque

A long rambling, incoherent news conference/speech given by a public official that leaves you more confused about the official's real reasons for making the statement.

Governor Palin's speech 3 July 2009 announcing her intent to resign was truly sanfordesque.

by Gneissguy July 11, 2009

stanford ohs

the school where half the kids are professional athletes and the other have are unsociable geniuses. the regular kids wish they went to public school but their parents hear from the unsociable nerds that ohs is the best but those people saying that are the type of people who do calculus in their free time.

Person 1: oh shoot this donut is shaped like a Euler-L'Hôpital bioexothermical contortagon!
Person 2: you from stanford ohs huh.

by sadohser March 8, 2022