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Stinkerton

1.) One who is extremely smelly/stinky.

2.) An ornery butthead. Aka, a stinker.

3.) A cute nickname to call your boyfriend/girlfriend. Warning: They may not find it cute.
"You're a stinkerton! You're the mayor of Stink Town!" says David to his girlfriend.
by Dorkasaurous November 1, 2010
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Skankerous

A skank that is infested with disease. Coming from the english "Skank" and the english word "Cankerous".
"your Mother is quite skankerous..."
by pudgums June 24, 2009
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skankersore

regular cold sores that skanks get from giving large amounts of blowjobs to multiple men
Person 1: "Dude, did you hear what happened to Joe?"

Person 2: "No, what happened?"

Person 1: "His girlfriend got drunk and gave head to like 5 guys at this party!"

Person 2: "Aww man she's definitely got a lot of skankersores."
by dfrei23 December 28, 2010
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skankatron

noun; an excessively skanky person, bringing sleaziness to a mehodical and relentless level almost as if he/she were a machine whose sole programmed routine involved being easy, forward, and generally skanky whore.
That boy with whom you cheated on me last week and now won't call you back? he's a skankatron and you should go get yourself to the clinic. Oh yeah by the way, you couldn't pay me to toss that ass of yours now.
by ewp January 27, 2004
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Skankatron Thunderdome

A social gathering place where unusually self absorbed, extremely shallow men and women gather to compete with each other in order to score the best possible sexual partner. Characteristic traits of such an establishment would be text message walls, Abercrombie dresscode, and the tangible disdain for anyone present that is not exclusively looking for sex.
Me: So, I went to that club the other night. It took me twenty minutes to get a drink because the bartender was too busy trying to get the numbers of the only three women there that weren't already busy dryhumping.

Friend: ...How many times did the DJ play "Low"?

Me: About eight. In two hours.

Friend: Dude, you ventured into the Skankatron Thunderdome.
by Digwood November 5, 2008
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stinkerton

a portmanteau of the words "stink"and "pinkerton."

stink refers to something smelly, namely a fart.

pinkerton refers to a private detective.

thus, a stinkerton is a private detective hired to investigate the origins of a particular rip. the best stinkertons have backgrounds in fartography. if a trained fartographer is present at the scene of a true stink, undoubtedly he/it/they will be able to identify who released the rotten wind.
cadwallader: i lit'rally just dumpt unto my trousers.

triebwasser: shall we ring up a stinkerton?

cadwallader: wha'for, dear man? i just confessed to the smell-crime.

triebwasser: fair enough, my liege. 'tis a true abomination of the senses.
by trilliam turdsworth November 5, 2019
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skankatronic hoebag

A person that is one level of slutty-ness away from being a prostitute.
"She was all up on me like some crazy skankatronic hoebag."
by Kendall Russell December 11, 2007
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