Sitting on a cigar

The need to make a bowel movement.

Dude! Stop at the next rest stop. I'm sitting on a cigar.

by Chipf70 March 11, 2012

bench sitting

Leisure activity unique to University of Mary Washington students where one or more students observe the activities and/or listen to the conversations of others while sitting on a campus walk bench. It is common for those participating in bench sitting to point and laugh at those whom they are observing. Bench sitting can also be used to observe UMW squirrels.

Not to be confused with "sitting on a bench."

"Two UMW students were bench sitting and watched as a girl nearly walked into a trash can. They pointed and laughed at her."

by Dontknowwhatmynameis April 14, 2008

sitting on a stick

The uncomfortable circumstance associated with an unavoidable delay in bowel evacuation.

By the time I reached my stop, I had to shit so bad that I almost didn't make it off the bus. It felt like I was sitting on a stick.

by YAWA May 14, 2015

sitting duck

Term usually used/heard in combat. Means an individual or persons is extremly vulnerable, possibly out in the open and or helpess in their current position.

"Our men have no cover in that open field. They are sitting ducks to the enemy!"

by UglyMug November 5, 2004

Sitting Andy

n.
1. Coined by Ice Poseidon's audience, Sitting Andy is a nickname given to Z-list celebrity Andy Milonakis. Due to Andy's content on twitch.tv consisting of sitting and eating, it is an entirely appropriate and well deserved nickname.

n. and v.
2. A livestream on Twitch.tv's IRL section where the broadcaster would sit and eat while interacting with his/her audience. This can also be used as a verb.

Fuck sitting andy and leechbread!

Ok guys, I'm getting a bit hungry. Time to sitting andy in this section of the stream! Today I'll be having some korean bbq.

by WORLD CLASS MOFUCKA, MOTHAFUCK June 23, 2017

Sixten

A guy from Sweden who thinks to much about himself and and gets a boner by looking in a mirror.
Wants to get a mirror above his bed so he can look at himself and not the girl while having sex.
Loves Fortnite and calls himself the FORTNITE KING! But he's actually kinda trash...
It is useless to fight against it so if by any chance a werewolf wanted to have sex with him, he would make the best out of the situation and not struggle.

That Sixten surly would take that werewolf cock hard, if he had to!

by eggs benedict cumberbatch January 2, 2022

buddy sitter

when you have to take care of your belligerently drunk friend; and keep him or her from harm thus scewing up your night.

Man I would have hooked up with that girl but I ended up having to be a buddy sitter to john.

by sidmon69 March 16, 2013