sercumstance

The way an idiot spells "circumstance".

Only an idiot would spell circumstance as "sercumstance".

by Kaughtina Trapp May 15, 2011

exsextional circumstances

When two friends have sex, clearly acknowledging beforehand that they are transgressing friendship boundaries. This is a one-off affair, occuring under exceptional circustances. All in all, sketch.

Bernard to Andrea: "Right, I'll get a condom, but remember, this is under exsextional circumstances."

by NORAV March 1, 2009

Womp and Circumstance

The anthem which is played on graduation day/night for those who didn't meet the necessary academic standards for graduation, or in other words, for those who womped in school (to make use of the word coined by T.J. from the cartoon series, 'Recess')

(In the setting of a high school auditorium):

"Oh, they're playing 'womp and circumstance', Charlie should be processing out any second."

by Motieu September 12, 2011

sitcumstances

Sitcom circumstances

Following the by-now-known sitcumstances is as indispensable as soapies in the bathtub.

by Hercolena Oliver April 7, 2009

exscream circumstances

Can refer to either:
(1) Conditions so frustrating/stressful/frightening that you cannot help shrieking in terror or exasperation, or
(2) A situation where you are obliged (or feel free!) to holler at your former lover/spouse.

Against my better judgement, I took a middle-aged alcoholic dude to see his former girlfriend about the possibility of his moving back in with her. She was visibly annoyed at the encounter and even seemed somewhat put out with **me** for even having brought that deadbeat to her house in the first place, so I treaded super-lightly, gently explaining to her that the guy had merely asked me for a ride there ("I know nothing about this matter, Ma'am; I'm just the driver."); I could clearly see that these were definitely exscream circumstances.

by QuacksO May 14, 2019

Pomp & Circumstance

All the attention and flattery your loved ones give you to remind you that you're one badass bitch for graduating. Usually, complete with a sheet cake & champagne.

Becky was ready to take on the world after all the pomp & circumstance shown by her loved ones.

by TTBuyShoes May 26, 2020

Gay By Circumstance

It's just like being prison gay, but it's ALL THE TIME!

"Emma is gay by circumstance, which means she likes what's available at her all girls catholic school if you know what I mean. No homo."

by Very Sad Potato June 4, 2018