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Sir Elton John 

Incredible musician Knighted by the one and only Queen Elizabeth II, hosted SNL, In Billboards Top 5 Best selling artists of ALL time. Known for flamboyant outfits on stage and meaningful lyrics, with just incredible rhythm. He is also a Gay Icon married to Canadian Filmmaker David Furnish. He has 2 (adopted) children!
Sir Elton John is performing on stage, I wonder what his outfit will be this time
Sir Elton John by Auswatt February 17, 2022
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Sir Elton John 

when you're fucking someone in the ass and then pull out and cum on their face, then you knight them with your penis and then make them suck the shit and cum off of your cock.
i just gave Anny a Sir Elton John, I dont think we'll be seeing that cunt anymore, there was alot of shit on my dick from fucking her and i forced her to suck it clean.
Sir Elton John by MasterSquirtel September 10, 2011

Sir Elton John Suite 

A suite of extremes. Either a lot of gay sex will happen or a this will be a suite filled with elegance and sober piano tunes in the background.
Damn Dave did you say in the Sir Elton John Suite last night?

Dave: “yeah man I got fucked by a dude”

Sir Johnson 

The most handsome guy someone will ever meet. He is caring, shy, and willing to do anything for someone who he cares for. He's strong and very athletic. He is sexy but doesn't show it off. The kind of guy any girl would love to have.
Sir? Sir Johnson?

Oh Sir. He's great.
Sir Johnson by Tatiana Smith December 21, 2008

Johnson Sir 

Johnson Sir is my love. We all love his dick
Johnson Sir by Anson Jai November 24, 2021