Shipventory

A masterlist of ships in a fandom, or an individual fans list of ships across multiple fandoms.

"She's a Homestuck, her shipventory would sink the Titanic."
"When joining a fandom always check the shipventory so you know where to stand in the ship wars."

by Warriors of Timberwood March 30, 2015

take inventory

to check eachother out nudey booty

They snuck into the empty classroom to take inventory.

by instinctvbc February 11, 2012

Inventory thinker

A inventory thinker is a person who gathers and stores a collective of unoriginal ideas, words, and/or expressions, while being unable to think upon the originality of those concepts on their own. A inventory thinker thrives off of self-gratification and popularity as a means of collecting from their environment. A inventory thinker loves to throws around recycled phrases, information, or insults for whatever gain they experience from doing so. A inventory thinker thinks of themselves as witty and clever, while demonstrating the complete opposite. Behaviorally, They are most likely to bandwagon things that they don't put much research or thought into. They are considerately ignorant. They would most likely scour Urban Dictionary attempting to collect existing ideas for themselves. They are also found vastly among the religious.

Inventory thinker: "Hey guys, we should all donate to Kony 2012!"
Response: "Why should we do that?"
Inventory thinker: "Because it's supporting a cause, we get freebies and shit"
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Inventory thinker: "You're a stupid mouth-breather"
Response: "That's supposed to be an insult? Aren't scuba divers technically mouth-breathers?"
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Inventory thinker: "God is going to punish you because you drink beer, and the Bible says so"
Response: "Good to know...say, where's the nearest bar around here?"

by Adnama Latniuq December 3, 2013

Kinventory

A family reunion.

I accidentally banged my cousin at our kinventory last summer.

by Squarectangle June 18, 2018

Streamer Inventory Syndrome

A disorder that typically appears amongst streamers on Twitch. These streamers lack the ability to manage and organize their inventories in the games that they play, causing their inventory to become full of random garbage.

Peepo A: "Wow, that streamer's inventory is full of garbage! They should really clean it"
Peepo B: "Yeah, they suffer from Streamer Inventory Syndrome"

by jadedkittytv October 28, 2022

liquidate the inventory

To masturbate profusely

After seeing Liz last night and she didn't put out, I had to go liquidate the inventory once I got home.

by CthulhusBongBuddy November 28, 2015

inventory

a term used to secretly talk about a women being on her menstral cycle.

Boyfriend: Hey can we have sex tonight?

Girlfriend: No, I am still doing inventory.

by lunaskypie June 18, 2008