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The Football (soccer) Association of Singapore (FAS) is basically the worst organization in the history of sports. You could probably hire a cockroach as it's CEO and there would be no difference. Similarly, if you replace the whole football team with slugs, you would get the same results as they are getting now. The only difference is that slugs can't smoke.
The Football (soccer) Association of Singapore (FAS) is basically the worst organization in the history of sports. You could probably hire a cockroach as it's CEO and there would be no difference. Similarly, if you replace the whole football team with slugs, you would get the same results as they are getting now. The only difference is that slugs can't smoke.
Coach 1: "My football team has just lost it's 50th game in a row"
Coach 2: "Ah, at least it is still better than the Football Association of Singapore"
Coach 2: "Ah, at least it is still better than the Football Association of Singapore"
by ZamZamZam July 16, 2019
Get the Football Association of Singapore mug.Maybe one of the most chaotic schools in Singapore filled with creative minds but apart from that it’s literally the hell of all homework/assignments/projects loads. And for some reason apparently if students go to that school it means we can’t study for shit and we only do arts.
Person A: HEY what school do you go to?
SOTA student: School Of The Arts Singapore (:
Person A: Ah cool! so do you like only do arts and did you like not do well in school?
SOTA student: now what the fuck
SOTA student: School Of The Arts Singapore (:
Person A: Ah cool! so do you like only do arts and did you like not do well in school?
SOTA student: now what the fuck
by one.art.kid.who.is.depressed August 22, 2021
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Expat 1: "Haye matey, how long've you been in Singapore?"
Expat 2: "Almost 2 years"
Expat 1: "And how do you like it?"
Expat 2: "Well, let's just say I'm singabored since a while already"
Expat 2: "Almost 2 years"
Expat 1: "And how do you like it?"
Expat 2: "Well, let's just say I'm singabored since a while already"
by Parcerito March 8, 2010
Get the singabored mug.A form of social discrimination based on the assumption that a conventional couple lifestyle is universally optimal and, therefore, desired. Internalized singaphobia is when someone does not accept themselves for being single.
While at the wedding, Dave was cajoled by his fellow groomsmen to get into position to "catch the guarder" with the other single men at the wedding. The groomsmen were singaphobic.
"Don't worry, Dave, you will eventually meet someone." This is a singaphobic statement if said to someone for whom you know nothing about their relationship aspirations.
The exists a social convention to buy newly married couples gifts to start their life together. Why don't people buy single people dishes and blenders? The absence of s similar convention is singaphobic.
Secretly, Sally hated herself for not being able to find a partner. This is internalized singaphobia.
"Don't worry, Dave, you will eventually meet someone." This is a singaphobic statement if said to someone for whom you know nothing about their relationship aspirations.
The exists a social convention to buy newly married couples gifts to start their life together. Why don't people buy single people dishes and blenders? The absence of s similar convention is singaphobic.
Secretly, Sally hated herself for not being able to find a partner. This is internalized singaphobia.
by marquez1000 December 5, 2012
Get the Singaphobic mug.When you suck the menstrual fluid from a woman and spit it into her ass. She farts it onto your face, creating a silhouette of blood on the wall behind you. With ejaculate, you cum a face of semen on the image.
"Oh God, was there a murder?" "Nah, my girlfriend gave me a Singapore Sandblaster for our 6 month anniversary."
by hanso48 December 18, 2010
Get the Singapore Sandblaster mug.Syafinaz Binte Zainal is making concert at Singapore before moving again but still staying at Teck Whye Lane
Syafinaz Binte Zainal is making concert at Singapore before moving again but still staying at Teck Whye Lane
by syafinaz? October 4, 2023
Get the Syafinaz Binte Zainal is making concert at Singapore before moving again but still staying at Teck Whye Lane mug.A really, really tiny country who people from America think is part of China. Also, it is one of the countries that practice hybrid democracy because it is not exactly democracy if the same political party, PAP has ruled for so long. Also, it's a really cool place for nightlife and is building more cooler buildings than Dubai. Lastly, really dependent on other countries as it is too small to get natural resources. NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER EVEN EXPERIENCED A NATURAL DISASTER NOT EVEN A SHAKE!!!!!
Bob: Hey, let's go to Singapore
Tom: Yeah and while we are it, we should captain the Titanic too!!!!
Tom: Yeah and while we are it, we should captain the Titanic too!!!!
by Anon 1247 February 18, 2011
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