Simptard

A person who simps so hard it can be considered a form of retardation.

Matthew won't shut the fuck about bitches it's all he talks about. Total simptard!

by GiddyFuck January 13, 2022

Simptitude

Adj., the magnitude of ones simpage

Guy 1: Hey have you heard about Brian? He's a tier 3 sub to Pokimane.
Guy 2: Wow, his simptitude is off the charts!

by Skrubby September 11, 2020

Simptaro

A pedophile who makes OC memes, no one likes him

Simptaro is a nonce.

by pain.ig May 31, 2022

Simptitude

The level of which one is a Simp

"Bro, Nolan's grown some major Simptitude over the last couple weeks... chasin' three different girls? C'mon."

by Jokiir April 23, 2020

simptard

a combination of a simpleton (a less bright person) and a retard. used in a humorous manner to describe silly behavior.

aron: why are you sweeping your room with a broom?

viola: because the hoover-bag was full.

aron: so you didn't think of putting in a new one?! your such a simptard.

by dublin-leprechaun October 23, 2009

Simpitry

Someone in the act of being a simp

Friend 1: what ever happened to Ryan?
Friend 2: I stopped talking to em cause I caught him in the middle of some simpitry

by Dat_b0i March 8, 2020

Simptitude

noun. a way of thinking or feeling in the manner of a simp, typically one that is reflected in a simp's behavior

I don't know what to tell you man, my simptitude led to a lot of heartaches. That's on me my guy.

by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020