Simposter

An individual who betrays for the sole purpose of indulging in the act of sexual intercourse.

Man that Aaron is such a simposter, he exposed my screenshots to try and get laid tonight!!

by elitisque September 28, 2020

simpostor

When you're playing 'Among Us' as an imposter and you kill everyone except your crush.

Ben: Bruh Yellow could've easily killed red in cafeteria.
Thomas: Nah he told me before that he's crushing on her.
Ben: LOL what a simpostor.

by RLACNO10, DANTHEMAN September 23, 2020

Simposium

When a large group of men all simp for one girl, that is that girl's simposium.

When Susanna became single and got a tinder profile, she had a whole simposium going in just under a week.

Sasha's onlyfans is blowing up, she got a whole ass simposium.

by sandypandy311 June 13, 2020

simposter

A simp who takes a female streamer's username before she can claim it.

"That's not her. That's not her in-game nickname. So that's just a..."
"That's just a simposter!"

by Nesano September 16, 2020

Simpostor

Someone who fails to cover up that they're not a simp. They try to act manly and alpha-like but end up crumbling in front of a woman. Simpostors usually attempt to hide their secret from everyone. Some may last longer than others. Another definition of Simpostor is when a person simps so much in Among Us that they try to lie-low as much as possible and end up losing the game.

So you ARE a simp, filthy simpostor

by shutmouth November 25, 2020

Samosaurous Rex

A person notorious for being accidentally funny while coming off as an idiot at the same time.

The red-haired clown pussy was making a Samosaurous Rex of himself in the vet clinic. "Stop making a Samosaurous Rex of yourself, Sam!"

by TheBears September 13, 2009

Simpsacrap

Merchandise in general relating to The Simpsons, this includes but is not limited to... talking spoons, dolls, posters, costumes.

My room is so full of Simpsacrap I don't even have room for my tv anymore.

by Nicholas Wright March 2, 2006