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simpicity

The quality or condition of doing way too much for someone liked, or having qualities ascribed to being a simp.
The toxic simpicity in this chat is unbearable. She's not going to have sex with you.
by saintsundere February 20, 2021
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Soupicide

A type of suicide in which the individual drowns themself in a bowl of soup.
"Jethro committed soupicide last night. I hope I get his car."
by jethro11112 August 24, 2007
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stupicide

The act of attempting suicide but failing miserably because of your own stupidity and only succeeding in embarassing yourself.
I committed stupicide last night. I stuck my head in the oven to gas myself and then I remembered I've got an electric cooker.
by rubble May 19, 2006
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sickicide

when you'll do anything to get sick because you know you're on the edge of being sick or you just dont want to have to go to work/school/meetings etc.
"hey i heard kelly was really with the cold"
*chelsea runs over to kelly*
"cough on me bitchh"
"but you're commiting sickicide!"
"i need to be sick now do it"
*cough*
-the next day-
"hey mom, i REALLY dont feel good, can i stay home"
by da name's peaches bitchess January 5, 2009
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skypicide pact

the promise between two or more friends or lovers to end a Skype call at the exact same instant.

often used by people in love who can't bear the thought of being the one who terminates the call, so they do it together.
"babe, i dont wanna be the one to hang up! Let's count to three and do it together, on three ok, its a skypicide pact between lovers."
by hortaxus laroux May 13, 2014
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simpilize

To make things fucking simple. Is it that hard.
I need to simpilize this dumbass equation for math.
by Stingoneyy February 22, 2018
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stupicide

The act of killing someone who is intolerably stupid. Alternately: the act of killing someone by subjecting them to overwhelming amounts of idiocy.
I'm going to have to commit stupicide if this guy doesn't shut up.

The guy found dead while watching "The Fast & The Furious" was clearly a victim of stupicide.
by Greenie July 21, 2004
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