Simpmobile

A vehicle affiliated with a man who engages in simp-like behavior; commonly associated with the name David and shitty black 2009 Honda Fits.

“Damn dude, look at David’s shitty simpmobile.“

by Skeptic_one March 10, 2020

Simpaholics Anonymous

noun. a support group for simps who no longer wish to be simps, at times involving a self-imposed metaphorical recovery program

I don't want to hear about your ex man. It's been 6 months, stop being a simp.

Dude give me a break. I'm only on step 6 of Simpaholics Anonymous.

by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020

simpophobic

having or involving an extreme or irrational fear of simps or simping.

I'm a simpophobic, I hate Jamie the simp.

by z3k31024 October 17, 2020

symphonic

A state of total ecstasy. Lost in music, entranced in the beat of whatever kind of sound. Pure earcandy. Orgasmic. Symphonic.

Listen to An Endless Sporadic's "Sun of Pearl." You'l be trippin balls up to the point of being symphonic.

by Spore July 1, 2008

skyphobic

the hatred of sky

i am skyphobic

by skyphobic January 8, 2022

simpaholic

A sensitive bitch named Joe.

Hey, stop being such a simpaholic dude!

by Seterus June 2, 2016

SamPhobic

You are disgusted or unpleased when you hear the name Sam. This may lead to a serious case of cancer or a rash.

Aaron: Is that Sam over there?
Alex: Ew, I hate the name Sam, I think I'm coming down with cancer!
Aaron: Wow! Your so SamPhobic

by Alex Martlew December 21, 2021