Simonitis

(1) The act of converting a formally planned project with approved documentation and structure into something that now resembles the innards of tin of Heinz Spaghetti.

(2) The abililty to write a complete sentence of drivel without punctuation or in any particular order, and send it out to a large audience within ones organisation.

(3) Acute Simonitis is the ability to write such a sentence defined in (2) and then to further produce a second diatribe to a slightly different but equally large audience, with the second diatribe completely at odds with the first.

(a) An example of simonitis in action: "So is was what happen to the next phase before the delivery in effect what is going to be late and no changes, is thats okay ?"

(b) An example of simonitis in action: "As part of the end of project closure for the end of the project, where going to bring the en tyre project team to a rendishun by Crosby Stills and Young and Nash and Young. And Stills."

(c) An example of a previous sufferer of the end result of simonitis: "Are we in agreement about the next phase of the project, or do you want to Simonize that ?"

by frankbones February 10, 2007

simonitsch

A person who delivers/recieves Alaskan Pipelines. Known to be fond of Alabama Hot Pockets. Can also be known as a Karin. Beware of spandex, hair loss, leaking asshole, and terrorist look. Talents include flatulence, fellatios, and meat spinning.

I caught some guy giving someone else a Simonitsch.
Damn your asshole wont stop smelling. your just like a Simonitsch.

by Em0 Sausage December 23, 2007

Simoniuse

A girl who is really smart. She loves her friends. Is really fun to be around. She’s that girl who will take all of the adventures that she can lay her hands on. Usually she can be found surfing, kiting, skiing or having a romantic experience.

Oh look, that girl on the snowboard that’s my summer love - Simoniuse.

by strawberry_D November 23, 2021

Simoncising

the act of a male exercising in short shorts, a muscle shirt, and sweatbands while moving, listening or acting like Richard Simons. aka exercising like a tool.

guy 1: dude, josh is Simoncising at the gym

guy2: yeah I saw him, what a tool.

by ThatGuy15003 November 22, 2013

Sionitus

The emotion where you suddenly feel like running into something as fast as possible to try and break it because of some stupid shit that pissed you off

1: Whats wrong man
2: That stupid meme gave me Sionitus

*Precedes to break the door by run into it as fast as possible

by SaltEaterMidir March 5, 2019

simonique

Simonique is wonderful loving young lady, can be aggressive at some point but that just the way she shows her love to people she care about.she goofy fun but boring as hell in her own ways

Simonique is very sweet with her friends

by Simonique June 7, 2021

Simonic Nihilism

A philosophical perspective that acknowledges the inherent chaos and indifference of the universe while rejecting total despair. It embraces the human spirit’s defiance against meaninglessness, asserting that while life may have no predetermined purpose, individuals can carve out their own meaning through struggle, resilience, and personal creation. Rooted in existential awareness, Simonic Nihilism finds beauty in the act of resisting fate, choosing to fight against the void rather than succumbing to it.

Even as he faced insurmountable odds, he lived by Simonic Nihilism—if life was chaos, he would meet it with his own defiance.

by userblank264972 March 18, 2025