Razcar signature

Performed by a Nascar fanatic, when one ejaculates on a woman's chest. There are two variations to the signature; cursive and manuscript. Cursive when the man straddles the babe who is laying down and finishes 89'ing her and blows the load on her chest. Manuscript is when the man is standing and the women is on her knees, holding her tits ready to be covered in jizz. Performing the Razcar signature often produces city wide fame, high fives from your buds, and unchecked curiosity from women.

Brady: "Hey Dustin, what did you do last night?"
Dustin: "Well I had my babeski over and gave her a Razcar signature she'll never forget!"
Brady: "Nice! Cursive or manuscript?"
Dustin: "Manuscript, she didn't even know what was coming at her!"

Tom: "I had this chicks shirt off last night so I whipped out "Mr. Ballpoint Pen" and gave her a creamy Razcar signature."

by Razcar May 17, 2010

Signoff six

Generally when the last six or seven people are left on a basketball court while they are all just shooting around, waiting for their mommies to pick their broke asses up since they can't drive or afford their own car. It's where most of the bullshit stories of beating other guys in a 1 v 1 and making impossible shots take place. It is also noted that most of the conversation that takes is 99.99% trash talk.

"Hey did you go play basketball yesterday"?
"Yeah, after like 7 only the signoff six remained".
"Is that why Tyrone keeps saying he dunked on you?"
"He's punkass bitch, I swear I beat him 9-0 yesterday"

by courtking69 November 12, 2019

ups signature

When ups punches a hole in your box, especially a high ticket item or a box with a fragile sticker.

P1: Oh did you get your new guitar

P2: Yeah but when I got it they left a ups signature

by Niccck June 29, 2020

signature

When someone writes his/her own name in cursive, usually illegible.

Guy1: Awesome! I got Kristen Stewart's signature!
Guy2: How can you tell? I can't read it.
Guy1: Well, I saw her sign it.

by Skelwor March 16, 2009

signorance

The attribute a person has when they leave their directional signal on in their car for extended periods of time, while they are oblivious to that fact.

That person ahead of us has had their directional signal on for miles! They have signorance!

by Don Wally July 7, 2009

La Signora

A relative of todoroki, she's hot and cool. Every guy would want to get kicked by her.

La Signora! We've successfully gathered all the gnosises, now about that bdsm session..

by Fatui February 25, 2021

The Final Signoff

When you signoff of AOL Instant Messenger and never sign on again. This usually occurs in the early to mid twenties when people decide that the AIM game has nothing more to offer them

It was late one night... I was drunk and going through my buddy list finding no one that amused me... and I signed off for the final time... Its the final signoff.

by Lobozzo March 8, 2006