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sightling

A somewhat derogatory name for someone who can see well, used by blind people. This term implies that the person so named takes his vision, and the activities that it enables him to do, for granted.

A sightling thinks nothing of hopping in his car on a Saturday morning and taking a quick trip to the grocery store to buy some milk. The same task, for a blind person, takes at least a day of advanced planning, and possibly involves a long bus ride, hours of waiting, or a large cab fair.

A sightling thinks nothing of jogging across the middle of a street during a lull in traffic to get to the Wallgreens on the other side. A blind person must wait at the intersection, listening for a favorable traffic flow pattern for him to cross. This waiting and listening may take as long as an hour at a single corner, and may involve several light cycles before paralell traffic is heavy enough to ensure the person safe passage.

A sightling can drive less than two minutes to a salon or barber shop for a haircut. A blind person, assuming they know the location of a salon or barber shop, must hike the three miles to get their.

A sightling can drive his car to pick up a bag of dog food for his lazy, overfed, understimulated dog. A blind person must walk a mile to the pet store, and pick up a 10 kg bag of dog food, and carry it back to his house for his hard working dog guide, which he couldn't take along to the pet store because he couldn't carry the food in one hand and handle the dog in the other.
The sightlings at Apple won't spend an hour programming a simple screen reader for the iPod.
by sambarnes April 12, 2008
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Corn Sighting

After eating a meal of corn on the cob, the next big dump you take is full of corn.
Man, I had a big 'ol ear of corn on the cob last night and this morning I had a corn sighting after my morning shit.
by Cherise4U October 2, 2008
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Clown sightings

When a clown comes to kill you in a dark place or in a lonely place
Bro I Think there's clown sightings over here
by awesomeness jokes November 11, 2016
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UFO sighting

When you are out fucking off at work, and the boss see's you.

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There was a UFO sighting in the break room when Jody was supposed to be at their desk.
by Ken Gman March 5, 2008
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Unicorn Sighting

A unicorn sighting is something magical that happens or is witnessed, that is otherwise indescribable. Usually it is a so-bad-that-it's-good type of situation or circumstance that is witnessed.
"Hey, I just saw a clown walk up to a bar and try to order a 5 dollar drink with pennies, and it's 2 in the afternoon. That's like, I don't even know."

"I think you just had a unicorn sighting."
by minime1114 May 25, 2011
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Trejo Sighting

-Something that one has when one views a film in which actor DANNY TREJO appears onscreen.

-Also a phrase that one shouts when one has a Trejo Sighting.
"I was watching HEAT and I had a Trejo Sighting."

*While Watching HEAT* "Trejo Sighting!!!"
by Jonathan L. Waldman June 7, 2005
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rare sighting

A sight that is not common and isn't to be seen regularly.
The most rare sighting would be two moons. It has only been seen once in Japan.
by scientistkid September 24, 2013
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