La Signora

The greatest fictional character to exist.

"I love La Signora, she's just so amazing."

by Céline Dion February 14, 2022

Søggondis

Its what you say to your friend if he/she/they/shim/håms calls you something you don't wanna be called.

Shim: Bro you sussy baka gay, you need mental help you crazy bitch, you got the aids. You have 4 days left to live and you use them on playing minecraft all day! Don't you realize your time is running out bro... i care about you and all i want for you is the best! I feel so bad knowing you only got these days left and you don't want to spend them with your family...

You: Søggondis

by HayvardIsHåms2022 March 26, 2022

signorini

A plural conventional Italian title of respect for young men.

From the movie, "Sweeney Todd" with Johnny Depp.
Pirelli sings during shaving, "Now signorini, signori, we mix the lather. But first you gather around, signorini, signori."

by dw8177 October 25, 2018

sigmous

to be sigma.
to be sigmatic.

"damn dude that pie was so sigmous"

by sigma female March 1, 2022

Signoff six

Generally when the last six or seven people are left on a basketball court while they are all just shooting around, waiting for their mommies to pick their broke asses up since they can't drive or afford their own car. It's where most of the bullshit stories of beating other guys in a 1 v 1 and making impossible shots take place. It is also noted that most of the conversation that takes is 99.99% trash talk.

"Hey did you go play basketball yesterday"?
"Yeah, after like 7 only the signoff six remained".
"Is that why Tyrone keeps saying he dunked on you?"
"He's punkass bitch, I swear I beat him 9-0 yesterday"

by courtking69 November 12, 2019

Dirty Sigge

When you put your dick in the exhaust pipe of a buss, then fuck it hard until the buss breaks down into small pieces. Then you blend the small pieces in a mixer and shove it up your ass.

"Where the hell did Jacob go?"
"I heard he went for a dirty Sigge"

by Ihavegenitalherpes May 13, 2020

Sigger

A "sigger" is an individual who is a overly enthusiastic fan of Sig Sauer products, & the Sig Sauer as a company a whole (specifically the American based Sig Sauer company). A sigger will go out of their way to defend Sig Sauer products from any critique, even if the critique is valid & can be supported by hard evidence. If a Sig Sauer product receives a negative review on a firearms blog or YouTube channel, expect siggers in the comments defending the Sig product.

If a Sig Sauer product is faced with heavy criticism, expect a sigger to deflect this criticism by bringing up issues with other firearms made by manufactures such as Glock, Smith & Wesson, FNH (USA or Belgium), Heckler & Koch, Colt, CZ, etc.

One can use "sigga" instead of "sigger" if they decide the "hard R" is not appropriate for the situation.

John: Man, I just don't trust carrying my non-manual safety equipped P320 X-Carry anymore after I've researched that several law enforcement and military agencies have had non-manual safety equipped P320s go off allegedly by themselves in the holster. I'd rather not take the small risk of my P320 discharging by itself, so I think I'm going to trade it for a Glock 17 Gen 5 MOS.

Levi: hahahaha Glocks and M&Ps have many more issues than P320s, its actually INSANE how many cops ND Glocks on a yearly basis hahahah. I wouldn't get rid of that Sig if I was you, & don't listen to the news or reddit, you can't trust those sources.

John: Wow, I didn't expect you to be such a sigger.

by theyankeeenfield October 21, 2022