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Simception

1.)The feeling of walking into the room and forgetting what you were going to do. The sudden realization that your creator deleted your current actions.

2.)The sudden feeling of Déjà vu through daily life. Your creator played through it already and didn't save.
1.) Friend 1: Funny thing, I walked into the living and forgot what I doing!
Friend 2: SIMCEPTION.

2.) Friend 1: Whoa, I think I just had Déjà vu. I remember going to this store before!
Friend 2: SIMCEPTION.
by Rocket Slime January 23, 2011
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hasn't seen the football since the kickoff

Often used by Professor Steve Hailey and his students to affectionately describe a miscreant, degenerate, reprobate, or idiot that decided to read the book or watch the video on cybersecurity and/or digital forensics versus getting a real education.
The opposing expert said that Mr. Hailey and Mr. Andrew changed the computer evidence because she did not know how to properly interpret time and date stamps. Obviously, she hasn't seen the football since the kickoff; another point-and-click forensic analyst.
by Forensics Shiznit May 18, 2020
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Anti-Sice

A very harsh but humorous insult used on that person who is ruining the overall vibe of a situation and everyone wants to leave.

Similar to The Anti-Christ, but it is The Anti-Sice.
Person 1: "Hey DUDES what's happenin' over yonder?!?!"
Person 2: "Fuck off, you are The Anti-Sice."
by Frubens October 1, 2012
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sience

1. Any form of data, concept, or media that may appear somewhat credible, but is actually complete bullshit or is a repost.

This applies especially when sience is the title.

2. A term usually used by an unintelligent individual, usually a bimbo, who attempts to look intellectually or philosophically profound.

In this context, such an individual may refer to sience itself as the universe, their own limited knowledge in mathematics and science, or something cool they found on the internet.
Bimbo:"Like, OMG, I like, totally LOOOVE sience. It's like, so beautiful."
by Flint P. December 12, 2012
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Siebel

CRM software usually coded specifically for your company by a whiny little bitch of a programmer. It constantly crashes and slows down under pressure of more than 2 people modifying data.
OMG THIS FUCKING SIEBEL, IT CRASHED AGAIN... OHH here it comes... yup... "false"
by WickedDrag0oN January 22, 2007
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Siete

A queen, a woman of substance who is strong and powerful in all aspects. She's kind hearted, amazingly genuine, and is a gift from God himself. She will always be kind and quick to give, which is why blessings always come. She's very private, leaving a mystery to anyone that doesn't know her well. Typically an angel that won't be led astray, having complete faith in her Creator. She's street smart and book smart, a born hustler when it comes down to it, and will know what to do in the cloudiest of situations. She is a gem.
Person A: Man did you see Siete?! She's so angelic..
Person B: Yes, I need to get me one of those.

Person A: Me too, young ladies like her are rare nowadays.

angel sweet peace rare high aaliyah love happiness life
by Sevvie is April 20, 2016
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Siege Dick

Siege Dick is a term used to describe your dick when it shrivels up into nothing after playing the hit online game, Rainbow Six Siege, a little to hard.
Ayy man, I got me some fucking siege dick right now.

Damn bro, if you keep playing like that you finna get siege dick.
by cummingn4k July 26, 2021
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