Sideship

A romantic relationship with someone other than your partner or spouse at the same time

My relationship with Sean started as a sideship when I was still with Daniel

by Bruiser121 March 3, 2019

sideswipe

the process of masturbating by rubbing the penis on the inside of the left or right thigh with the opposite hand

Dude, i had a super-satisfying sideswipe session yesterday.

by rinkle123 January 5, 2011

Sideswiped

When a guy feels like he was just hit by a car because his girlfriend that he thought was just a casual relationship wants him to tell her he loves her, and or she tells him that she wants to get married.

Bob really got sideswiped last night when Tina told him that she wanted to get married. I feel bad for the guy, but oh well he's pussy whipped anyway.

by Soaren Nidabroht December 2, 2010

sideswipe

a critical observation, especially an oblique one (from a term for a glancing blow with the side of something)

He took a sideswipe at his critics when they accused him of violating their rights.

by The Return of Light Joker August 8, 2009

sideswipe

Wiping your dick off on a woman's side of ribcage tattoo

When i finished off this broad i sideswiped the remains on her rose tattoo

by readlesworth August 18, 2010

Sideswipe

Slang term meaning to slap.

While at the park Margie caught Roger looking at another girl and immediately sideswiped him upside the head.

by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? September 30, 2021

East-Side Slip n' Slide

When you lay out a tarp, cover it in baby oil and/or lube, and have her lay at the other end with her legs spread out. You then make the East-Side gang sign with your hand and slide along the tarp until you insert your first two fingers in her pussy, and then your pinky into her asshole.

Yesterday we tried the East-Side Slip n' Slide but I missed and ended up with road burn on my pecker.

by A Cuban Pastrie May 27, 2016