side hoe

The girl you text after you leave your girls house because you’re alone now and want pics or sex

Usually late at night, or late in the evening

bro who’s that girl you’re texting?

oh that’s just my side hoe

by relatable bitch May 5, 2018

side hoe

A James McDonald, often annoying and disrespectful to main hoes. Constantly thinks they are the main hoe when in fact they are not.

"omg look at Jerry over there!"
"he's such a side hoe!"

by baths August 29, 2015

Side hoe

Cheating but the second girl is okay with it

"Damn, Wayatt has so many side hoe's"

by bigred140 March 14, 2018

platonic side hoe

someone who isn't part of your squad but you still chill

Yeah, I don't really hang with them much, they're more like a platonic side hoe.

by coffee n' tea September 26, 2015

side hoe day

The day after Valentines Day (February 14th) when you go and get all the discounted Valentine goodies for your girl (or guy) on the side.

"Hey man, I had to drop 50 bucks yesterday on my girls teddy bear...today its only 10...gotta pick that up for my chick on the side, what u gettin urs for side hoe day?"

by Laredo[HK] February 14, 2008

ho-side hoe

a girl from oceanside who has no life, goes with every guy and is not the best looking girl and not the cleanist girls

sam devine: hey alex, jess wanna be whores for halloween
alex: i thought we were supposed to be sumthing diffrent then what we are evryday
jess: i smell like a horses but

random guy: danm those must be some ho-side hoe

by josh hartmen November 26, 2007

Emotional Side-hoe

A biddie in which you partake in late night conversations, discuss feelings, trust, etc; physical attraction may or may not be apparent

Mary, I think I'm Jimmy's emotional side-hoe.

by MJ17 June 29, 2017