Shwat Pants

Pants that are worn so often, and are so comfortable, that they've been sweat in, shat in, and have soaked up swass on multiple occasions.

Could also be described as sweat pants on steroids.

Scott: Dude, you just spilled your nachos and beer ALL over your pants!
James: No worries bro, these are my shwat pants, they've seen a lot worse!

by JettSkyler May 5, 2011

Anti-Shwat

The complete and definite opposite of the Shashwat(See Shashwat). Someone that you think to yourself every time you see that person "God, this guy is a dooshbag..."

Art: "Man Ryan is being such a Anti-Shwat today.."
Aaron:"He pretty much always is an Anti-Shwat"
Ryan: Hey guys, did I mention I'm better than you in every way?"

by iYouLookNervousl October 9, 2008

Shwatting my nerf

Shwatting my nerf means busy doing nothing.

Hannah asked her mum Gill what she was doing

"I am just shwatting my nerf" Gill replied.
Gill Coop of Warwickshire.

by Derrick & Brian Coop January 3, 2024

Shwatting the nerf

Whilst being asked lots of questions

by her children, Mum would often use this answer "I'm shwatting my nerf", which meant she was busy doing nothing.

Gill Coop of Warwickshire.

"What are up to Mum / Granny" asked the children.
I'm "Shwatting the nerf" she replied.

by Derrick & Brian Coop December 19, 2023

Shwatting my nerf

Shwatting my nerf means busy doing nothing.

Hannah asked her mum Gill what she was doing

"I am just shwatting my nerf" Gill replied.
Gill Coop of Warwickshire.

by Derrick & Brian Coop January 3, 2024

oh shwat

A cover up of "oh shit", a sudden outburst after a mistake is made.

*drops pencil* Oh shwat!

by Hopelope March 20, 2017

SHWAT

Word, code word, or Acronym used to say “Slow Head with a twist”

Example in conversation (1):

Q: “Know what I could go for right now?”
A: “slow head with a twist.” (SHWAT).

Example in conversation (2):
“SWHAT is going down tonight if you act right.”

by Mr.Bowsa March 1, 2021