Shwacked

The pure essence of getting your tiny asshole pounded in a game or type of competition.

He just got shwacked!
I shwacked his girl last night!

by 735382 February 22, 2019

shwacked

To be drunk way past the point of good sense and decision making, usually leads to blacking out on ping pong tables or throwing up all over the place and forgetting to clean it up. It's the level of drunkeness where the fun has ceased and you begin to seriously regret your actions, while at the same time smiling, laughing and saying 'YOLO' with your friends, even though you know you really fucked up this time.

Dude 1: "Yo sup dude we gonna get shwacked tonight i got that absinthe"
Dude 2: "Man i cant wait hope i black out we gonna be belligerent"
Doctor: "You are both fucking retarded"

by DrinkDontDrive December 12, 2013

Shwaded

The term refers to the infusion of the words smoking and faded - shwaded.

Yoo I was completely shwaded last night.

by FLVCKO WAS HERE January 10, 2019

Shwaked

Derived from the word "Shwasted," (being completely wasted) Shwaked refers to being completely and totally baked. aka (high on marijuana.)

Inyah pahnts: Dude, Kristen Stewart was totally shwasted last night with Rob Pattinson. She sucked his dick for the paparizi!

Onya Bawlz:Nah dude, she wasn't shwasted, she was completely and totally shwaked! Her and rob smoked a gram of machine-gun-funk an hour before she told him she was pregnant with their dyslexic creeper but yet in-a-weird-way-sexy-son.

by A.m.K.47 September 12, 2009

shwacked

being completely fucked up on speed and weed..... totally indeed.

holy fuck.#!@)&*$% IIIMMMM FFFUUUUUUCCKKKEEENNNNNN sHwaCKED!??!.!?

by space cadet March 10, 2005

shaced

Being shit faced

After drinking that 5th shot last night I was shaced!

Did you see how shaced that girl was last night? She threw up on my dog...

by jeytey January 15, 2015

Shwacked

Used by US military for being killed or killing someone

Bro that tali got shwacked.

by 11basshole May 29, 2021