shuttle drop

An action used primarily on Pizza Shuttle's pizzas. Known for their excessive amounts of grease, these pizzas require very specific handling. In addition to the necessity of eating them only within an hour of the purchase, one can preform the 'Shuttle drop'. Essentially, after purchasing said pizza, one leaves it in the box, flips it over, and drops the pizza on the floor. The pizza is then picked up, and the inside of the box is examined. The grease that was once on the pizza has now been soaked up by the cardboard. The pizza is now ready for consumption.

Person One: "Oh goodie....Pizza Shuttle pizza!"
Person Two: "Quick....let us eat it before it becomes a slab of concrete saturated by grease!"
Person One: "Nonsense...quick! Preform the shuttle drop and all will be well!"
Person Two: "Don't be silly!" *eats pizza* "Oh no...I can feel my arteries clogging!" *dies"
Person Three: "Holy wow! What happened to him?!"
Person One: "He neglected the shuttle drop."
Person Three: "Then he deserved to die."

by bontraivailmonkey January 2, 2008

shuttle plate

Small plate used to transport food from one dish to another. Very useful in large family style dinners. Orriginated at Buca de Beppo, Austin TX.

Sure, you can try some of my chicken, send the shuttle plate down here so I can pass you some.

Party of 12 for dinner please, and we will need at least 2 shuttle plates.

by Olieo October 19, 2006

Shuttle-Monkey

A shuttle-Monkey is someone who prefers to get a lift up a mountain by car or chairlift instead of putting in the effort to ride up and earn the downhill rip.

Only shuttle-monkeys ride downhill bikes

by onedollarbill October 18, 2006

Shuttle Docking

The act of defecating into a prophylactic, usually freezing the contents to form an implement suitable for sodomy.

Jed: "Xavier is a shuttle docking fuck!"
Marco: "How's he a shuttle docking fuck?"
Jed: "He shat in a fuck glove, froze it, and went brokeback on himself."
Marco: "Gay!"

by Jed and Marco June 16, 2008

Shuttle Disaster

Catastrophic, explosive diarrhoea, resulting in blowing your “O Ring”, just like the 1986 Challenger Space Shuttle disaster

Oh man, I had a vicious Tandoori last night and had a shuttle disaster this morning

by Dr Dongmeister June 14, 2019

shuttle cock

When two naked men both straddle a bench in a shower and slide a bar of soap on the bench at each others cocks. The closest you get to not touching the other mans dick with the bar of soup is the winner.

Levi hit the tip of Evan's cock in a game of shuttle cock. Evan won the game.

by eyeary2 October 20, 2011

Shuttle Booger

A loose booger caught in the nasal canal that manoeuvres up and down in sync with the inhaling and exhaling of the nose.

Blake Wilkins: Hey man! Whats up ?
Lachie D: Not much, but i got a big fuck off shuttle booger!
Blake Wilkins: Aww mate, no good!

by xLachie1401x September 13, 2016