Occam's Shuriken

A problem-solving principle, first devised by Ross Scott in his webseries "Freeman's Mind." The principle states that when the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas.

Ninjas! Of course, that's like rule number one! It's Occam's Shuriken: when the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas.

by JimJava007 February 15, 2015

American Shuriken

The new Green Day CD that is so sucky that your only option is to use it as a ninja weapon and fly it at the first protester you see!

I flew mine into an anarchists nuts!
It's still embedded in his scrotum...

by OUCH! September 27, 2004

fuuma shuriken

A large version of a shuriken that when folded up looks like a kunai is a commonly used ninja weapon and be deadly bur is usely used for cosplay purposes

A large shuriken used by many characters in naruto

by Mr. Man April 4, 2005

fuuma shuriken

Is a kind of shuriken. When unfolded, it looks like a windmill, Used in Naruto

fuuma shuriken appears in naruto and final fantasy VII

by [beka] July 3, 2006

Assembly-safe Shuriken

Any small but dense food item served as an hors d'oeuvres at a wedding; the Spinach Vomit-bomb is the most common type of Assembly-safe Shuriken. Since there are always dozens of these left over when the cocktail hour has expired, mischievous guests load their pockets with them, then fling them at annoying guests - which is hard to spot when in a room with 225 people. Typical victims include annoying mother-in-laws, the guy who showed up in the white tux with a pickle stashed in his underpants, and that annoying aunt who manages to interrupt every dance and photo opportunity to get her ugly flowered dress and $10 Wal-Mart sneakers into the frame.

"Aunt May was being a total douchehound so I pegged that bitch in the head with an Assembly-safe Shuriken. Now they can get the wedding party photos done while she combs crumbs out of her hair for an hour."

by JustAnotherGuy March 15, 2010

Shit Shuriken

The act of weaving a penis into a pretzel shape then stretching said penis to the rectum via the gooch to coat it in faeces. Then as the penis unravels itself, the faeces is used as a projectile towards the others in the room. Often used in orgy situations.

Orgy Member 1: Oh my god, Dylan's gonna do the "shit shuriken".
Orgy Member 2: Brace yourselves!

by Pikaster December 21, 2018

Shuriken

When a man performs anal on a woman without a condom or lube.

I shurikened her last night

by Trollforthebant324 May 2, 2017