A problem-solving principle, first devised by Ross Scott in his webseries "Freeman's Mind." The principle states that when the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas.
Ninjas! Of course, that's like rule number one! It's Occam's Shuriken: when the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas.
by JimJava007 February 15, 2015
Get the Occam's Shurikenmug. The new Green Day CD that is so sucky that your only option is to use it as a ninja weapon and fly it at the first protester you see!
by OUCH! September 27, 2004
Get the American Shurikenmug. A large version of a shuriken that when folded up looks like a kunai is a commonly used ninja weapon and be deadly bur is usely used for cosplay purposes
by Mr. Man April 4, 2005
Get the fuuma shurikenmug. by [beka] July 3, 2006
Get the fuuma shurikenmug. Any small but dense food item served as an hors d'oeuvres at a wedding; the Spinach Vomit-bomb is the most common type of Assembly-safe Shuriken. Since there are always dozens of these left over when the cocktail hour has expired, mischievous guests load their pockets with them, then fling them at annoying guests - which is hard to spot when in a room with 225 people. Typical victims include annoying mother-in-laws, the guy who showed up in the white tux with a pickle stashed in his underpants, and that annoying aunt who manages to interrupt every dance and photo opportunity to get her ugly flowered dress and $10 Wal-Mart sneakers into the frame.
"Aunt May was being a total douchehound so I pegged that bitch in the head with an Assembly-safe Shuriken. Now they can get the wedding party photos done while she combs crumbs out of her hair for an hour."
by JustAnotherGuy March 15, 2010
Get the Assembly-safe Shurikenmug. I shurikened her last night
by Trollforthebant324 May 2, 2017
Get the Shurikenmug. A retarded mf who likes to suck penis and shit. He's a top tier degenerate and is definitely illegal. Hes also THE simp and simps for the fattest and ugliest people.
by AD$$ March 3, 2021
Get the Shurikenmug.