Shuriken

When a man performs anal on a woman without a condom or lube.

I shurikened her last night

by Trollforthebant324 May 2, 2017

Shuriken

A retarded mf who likes to suck penis and shit. He's a top tier degenerate and is definitely illegal. Hes also THE simp and simps for the fattest and ugliest people.

"whoooaaa simpin again? Atleast its not as bad as Shuriken"

by AD$$ March 3, 2021

Shuriken School

An animated series that first aired on August 20, 2006. It was produced by Xilam Animation and Zinkia Entertainment in association with France 3 and Jetix Europe.

An animated film, entitled Shuriken School: The Ninja's Secret (also known as The Ninja's Secret: A Shuriken School Adventure), has been produced by Xilam. It aired on 21 December 2007 on Disney Channel Asia.

by SPrice1980 April 28, 2023

Occam's Shuriken

A problem-solving principle, first devised by Ross Scott in his webseries "Freeman's Mind." The principle states that when the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas.

Ninjas! Of course, that's like rule number one! It's Occam's Shuriken: when the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas.

by JimJava007 February 15, 2015

Assembly-safe Shuriken

Any small but dense food item served as an hors d'oeuvres at a wedding; the Spinach Vomit-bomb is the most common type of Assembly-safe Shuriken. Since there are always dozens of these left over when the cocktail hour has expired, mischievous guests load their pockets with them, then fling them at annoying guests - which is hard to spot when in a room with 225 people. Typical victims include annoying mother-in-laws, the guy who showed up in the white tux with a pickle stashed in his underpants, and that annoying aunt who manages to interrupt every dance and photo opportunity to get her ugly flowered dress and $10 Wal-Mart sneakers into the frame.

"Aunt May was being a total douchehound so I pegged that bitch in the head with an Assembly-safe Shuriken. Now they can get the wedding party photos done while she combs crumbs out of her hair for an hour."

by JustAnotherGuy March 15, 2010

American Shuriken

The new Green Day CD that is so sucky that your only option is to use it as a ninja weapon and fly it at the first protester you see!

I flew mine into an anarchists nuts!
It's still embedded in his scrotum...

by OUCH! September 27, 2004

fuuma shuriken

A large version of a shuriken that when folded up looks like a kunai is a commonly used ninja weapon and be deadly bur is usely used for cosplay purposes

A large shuriken used by many characters in naruto

by Mr. Man April 4, 2005